OK Emily....................
Since no one but us posts, and not that often, here is a short one.
Have you ever gone to shit, shit and wiped, and as you were getting up or even after you washed your hands, have to run and shit some more? Or better yet, be fully wet and soapy in the shower and have a shit pain hit?
Figure you have. I have, that's for sure. Don't like to do it, but I have had to let it go in the shower, especially when it's the runs. Just let it go, because there's no way to get rinsed and dried and on the can.
And one more: have you ever "jilled-off" while taking a dump?
Like you say - "Happy Shitting Everyone!"
Have you ever gone to shit, shit and wiped, and as you were getting up or even after you washed your hands, have to run and shit some more? Or better yet, be fully wet and soapy in the shower and have a shit pain hit?
Figure you have. I have, that's for sure. Don't like to do it, but I have had to let it go in the shower, especially when it's the runs. Just let it go, because there's no way to get rinsed and dried and on the can.
And one more: have you ever "jilled-off" while taking a dump?
Like you say - "Happy Shitting Everyone!"