I’m a pitbull sent by God!! Argh!!!
Stolen from the internetz-
Media: Senator McCain, can you tell us your position on the state of the economy in America?
JMcC: Well, you see, when I was a POW in Vietnam I did not have an opportunity to participate in the American economy.
Media: OK… how about health care reform. Would you like to tell us your thoughts about health care reform?
JMcC: You know, when I was a POW in Vietnam I did not receive any health care whatsoever. In fact, they were quite mean to me.
Media: Err… yes. Well, we know you have strong opinions about the war in Iraq. Would you mind sharing them with us.
JMcC: Ladies and gentlemen, may I present your next vice president, SARAH PALIN!! YEEEEEHAAWWWW!!
SP: (whispering to JMcC) What do I say?
JMcC; (whispering to SP) It doesn’t really matter. I just needed to find a female in the GOP, and you certainly have the qualifications for that!
SP: I’m a pitbull sent by God!! Argh!!!
Media: My goodness!! We are certainly glad to meet you, Mrs. Palin!
SP: I’m a pitbull sent by God!! Argh!!!
Media: Indeed you are! Can you tell us a bit about yourself?
SP: I’m a pitbull sent by God!! Argh!!!
Media: I see. Well, I’m sure the American people would love to hear the platform you are running on. Please?
SP: I’m a pitbull sent by God!! Argh!!!
Media: Got it. Senator McCain, back to you, then. Our audience would love to hear your positions on the major issues facing the country today.
JMcC: Hey! Did he just say “lipstick”. He can’t say that! I’m the one with the chick on my ticket (hehe)! Did you all hear him say “lipstick” It’s an outrage!!!
Media: Senator McCain, can you tell us your position on the state of the economy in America?
JMcC: Well, you see, when I was a POW in Vietnam I did not have an opportunity to participate in the American economy.
Media: OK… how about health care reform. Would you like to tell us your thoughts about health care reform?
JMcC: You know, when I was a POW in Vietnam I did not receive any health care whatsoever. In fact, they were quite mean to me.
Media: Err… yes. Well, we know you have strong opinions about the war in Iraq. Would you mind sharing them with us.
JMcC: Ladies and gentlemen, may I present your next vice president, SARAH PALIN!! YEEEEEHAAWWWW!!
SP: (whispering to JMcC) What do I say?
JMcC; (whispering to SP) It doesn’t really matter. I just needed to find a female in the GOP, and you certainly have the qualifications for that!
SP: I’m a pitbull sent by God!! Argh!!!
Media: My goodness!! We are certainly glad to meet you, Mrs. Palin!
SP: I’m a pitbull sent by God!! Argh!!!
Media: Indeed you are! Can you tell us a bit about yourself?
SP: I’m a pitbull sent by God!! Argh!!!
Media: I see. Well, I’m sure the American people would love to hear the platform you are running on. Please?
SP: I’m a pitbull sent by God!! Argh!!!
Media: Got it. Senator McCain, back to you, then. Our audience would love to hear your positions on the major issues facing the country today.
JMcC: Hey! Did he just say “lipstick”. He can’t say that! I’m the one with the chick on my ticket (hehe)! Did you all hear him say “lipstick” It’s an outrage!!!