Canaan 02 - Remind Me To Never Go To China
Because apparently "Chinese style" involves shouting things in English and blowing shit up.
And so was this episode.
Summary: Alphard got rescued by the naked secretary and co.; apparently the naked secretary is her sister and she's all mad at Canaan for being involved in Alphard's capture and wants to go cut her to bits right now, bitch, but Alphard says no, brat, we've got other things to do. Naked Secretary (I'm sorry, but her name has just escaped me) sits around and is all pissy instead.
Meanwhile, a crazy old man and his boy chase around Maria and her journalist (Miko?) until Canaan shows up and reduces their shrieking, yelling, and general insanity to some level of sane normality by chasing the old man onto the top of a truck and into a set of power lines, wherein he fries himself to death. FUCK YEAH, CANAAN.
Meanwhile Canaan's handler bitches that she's too young and brainless and blaaah blaaah blaaah and Maria is too happy for her own good and tries to convince her journalist that Canaan's just a normal girl really, except for the scaling buildings and killing people and shit, no really, she's very cute.
And then a cat girl shows up and everything goes to hell, by which I mean the episode is over.
And now my brain is fried. Seriously, are all the episodes going to be this whacky? Because this is not what I've come to expect from TM stories, not that this is pure TM in any case, but still. Whut.
This was pretty cool, though. Still, I would warn this anime that if Canaan and Maria don't hang out and act all girlfriendy soon, I'll get impatient. I think they might get impatient too.
And so was this episode.
Summary: Alphard got rescued by the naked secretary and co.; apparently the naked secretary is her sister and she's all mad at Canaan for being involved in Alphard's capture and wants to go cut her to bits right now, bitch, but Alphard says no, brat, we've got other things to do. Naked Secretary (I'm sorry, but her name has just escaped me) sits around and is all pissy instead.
Meanwhile, a crazy old man and his boy chase around Maria and her journalist (Miko?) until Canaan shows up and reduces their shrieking, yelling, and general insanity to some level of sane normality by chasing the old man onto the top of a truck and into a set of power lines, wherein he fries himself to death. FUCK YEAH, CANAAN.
Meanwhile Canaan's handler bitches that she's too young and brainless and blaaah blaaah blaaah and Maria is too happy for her own good and tries to convince her journalist that Canaan's just a normal girl really, except for the scaling buildings and killing people and shit, no really, she's very cute.
And then a cat girl shows up and everything goes to hell, by which I mean the episode is over.
And now my brain is fried. Seriously, are all the episodes going to be this whacky? Because this is not what I've come to expect from TM stories, not that this is pure TM in any case, but still. Whut.
This was pretty cool, though. Still, I would warn this anime that if Canaan and Maria don't hang out and act all girlfriendy soon, I'll get impatient. I think they might get impatient too.