I can see...
If everything goes well and few MIRACLES happen, there'd be text on me hanging on internet and it would read:
..."sir William Fucking Aileen Wilde (sometimes named 'Branwen Frelwyn' or 'Giovanna Sinistra Carmen Elena Angelez di Praga'), born in unknown country (she proclaims she was born in Crossroad, Middlepoint but no such place exists), wife of sir William Fucking Aileen Wilde (who is literally just as popular public figure as she is), daughter of visual artist and crafter Angelique Dominique and a man she calls 'Global Homeless' or simply 'my biological so-called father hippie freak', who should be son of highly rated functionar of former sovietian state, grand daughter of DJ Joseph Shramek, multiple-used member and leader of the well-known group 'Baden Baden' known for it's shocking songs (where she performs as 'Karel', variant of Carl; she also participates in other musicial projets, band called 'Beat', Deading Live annual festival and the Snickerdick Muse company) with mansions all over the world, often writting - anything from scientific works to fantastic literature and humorous plays with sarcastic view of society - under nearly as famous pseudonym 'Vitezslav Hanus', british actress currently living in Paris, former delegat of the Great Britain in her own lands, architecture and agriculture charity worker and (of 'For Aesthetic And Useful Lands/Sceneries of Common Sense And Logics' of which she is also the founder), very fond of everything that goes the good old way and the founder of many labels with many inventions that are also sponsoring education and movie makers (Phar Lap, Pinky Crackers, LOTOPAPR, Faye Roux Fashion House, Should you mention sleeping?, My Face, Nocturnum Gown And House, + IN.MEMORIAM +, Cemetery Repaint, Issypc BETA Serious Company, My Brain, My Brain's Weekly Kaly of Bloody Country - Nobody Knows Where Is That, Magnifying Gun, Llano hates Germany, The Corp, Blackwood's, Deal...), with great collection of Everything (inclueding her own artworks of which some are hung in galeries of most of European world) has got two childern, Sherlock Adrian Adawolf Shesson-Wilde and Carmilla Bohemia Robin NcShe-Wilde (read 'NicShe-Wilde'), kladrubian stables with her favourite Wee Sire Kostěj, loyal pet, dog Pooh that's brought by her anywhere she goes (except for courts, wether in means of law or royality) and who was preceeded by Nessie, Your Highness, Veela and Beltine (all just as loyal and all seen with her many many times - they got public figures themselves), is known for her 'unhumanity' that was discussed as a legend thanks to the attention her improbable, socialy uncomprehedable actions, cruelity and insanity suspection (just as she never showed signs of cruelity that could be spoken of and never even wakled over the edge when it came to specialists trying to medicate her; to be sincere, in eyes of more conservative groups, she could make a great mental patient or serial killer, depending on the situation - one of her favorite things to say about herself jokingly is 'I'm one of those that'd make a wonderful Ophelia in the nearest hospital if they'd only be clever enough to keep me in cage!!' but according to herself, she is not only ill in her jokes: 'I have broken personality and psychopatic mind, too. I am not trying to bake human parts just for the efect it will prove only because I am too wise to wish to have guilt and disgust in dreams - otherwise I'm very, very wondering - and to try to be jailed or shot as soon as possible. Of coarse, if I was an innocent, pityful homeless, that'd be completely other thing. At least, I'd have a living and flow of food, no? But still, my consiousness would probably hunt me down, so... I don't think I'm too dangerous. Ask my friends and relatives, they are okay.' but those words could be joke as well as provocating gossip, not even said by artist herself), life said to be emotionless and speculated asexuality (however, this was both proven to be untrue as she proclaimed to be in infamous rotten but romantic 'secret' club 'Bodies' - as mixture of classic horror feeling and 'Buddies', she says in her work - when in school, as seen in her poetical movie 'My Dear Dead' and, mainly, because of the discovery of her being a mother of two childern "How could a mother be logical?" she says, herself) gained her,can be mostly seen in clothes that are out of faishon for over 110 years, often men's wear and with glasses rensembling these of John Lennon, that are so significant for her and as long as it can be judged overally, no one ever believed a word she said since she was always primarily a great joker with interest in unbelievable histories and it often proved that she lied even in such unnecessary cases and little details as how does her kitchen look (what's it's colour) and what was the name of a boy she met in second grade who starred in one of her amusing and fascinating childhood stories, nicknamed 'The Begging Kids'"..
Or maybe even not.
...and just don't ask me why I put it all in one sentence XD - As for the ultimate not-making-sense of it, I talked about some miracles earlier, remember?! ;P
..."sir William Fucking Aileen Wilde (sometimes named 'Branwen Frelwyn' or 'Giovanna Sinistra Carmen Elena Angelez di Praga'), born in unknown country (she proclaims she was born in Crossroad, Middlepoint but no such place exists), wife of sir William Fucking Aileen Wilde (who is literally just as popular public figure as she is), daughter of visual artist and crafter Angelique Dominique and a man she calls 'Global Homeless' or simply 'my biological so-called father hippie freak', who should be son of highly rated functionar of former sovietian state, grand daughter of DJ Joseph Shramek, multiple-used member and leader of the well-known group 'Baden Baden' known for it's shocking songs (where she performs as 'Karel', variant of Carl; she also participates in other musicial projets, band called 'Beat', Deading Live annual festival and the Snickerdick Muse company) with mansions all over the world, often writting - anything from scientific works to fantastic literature and humorous plays with sarcastic view of society - under nearly as famous pseudonym 'Vitezslav Hanus', british actress currently living in Paris, former delegat of the Great Britain in her own lands, architecture and agriculture charity worker and (of 'For Aesthetic And Useful Lands/Sceneries of Common Sense And Logics' of which she is also the founder), very fond of everything that goes the good old way and the founder of many labels with many inventions that are also sponsoring education and movie makers (Phar Lap, Pinky Crackers, LOTOPAPR, Faye Roux Fashion House, Should you mention sleeping?, My Face, Nocturnum Gown And House, + IN.MEMORIAM +, Cemetery Repaint, Issypc BETA Serious Company, My Brain, My Brain's Weekly Kaly of Bloody Country - Nobody Knows Where Is That, Magnifying Gun, Llano hates Germany, The Corp, Blackwood's, Deal...), with great collection of Everything (inclueding her own artworks of which some are hung in galeries of most of European world) has got two childern, Sherlock Adrian Adawolf Shesson-Wilde and Carmilla Bohemia Robin NcShe-Wilde (read 'NicShe-Wilde'), kladrubian stables with her favourite Wee Sire Kostěj, loyal pet, dog Pooh that's brought by her anywhere she goes (except for courts, wether in means of law or royality) and who was preceeded by Nessie, Your Highness, Veela and Beltine (all just as loyal and all seen with her many many times - they got public figures themselves), is known for her 'unhumanity' that was discussed as a legend thanks to the attention her improbable, socialy uncomprehedable actions, cruelity and insanity suspection (just as she never showed signs of cruelity that could be spoken of and never even wakled over the edge when it came to specialists trying to medicate her; to be sincere, in eyes of more conservative groups, she could make a great mental patient or serial killer, depending on the situation - one of her favorite things to say about herself jokingly is 'I'm one of those that'd make a wonderful Ophelia in the nearest hospital if they'd only be clever enough to keep me in cage!!' but according to herself, she is not only ill in her jokes: 'I have broken personality and psychopatic mind, too. I am not trying to bake human parts just for the efect it will prove only because I am too wise to wish to have guilt and disgust in dreams - otherwise I'm very, very wondering - and to try to be jailed or shot as soon as possible. Of coarse, if I was an innocent, pityful homeless, that'd be completely other thing. At least, I'd have a living and flow of food, no? But still, my consiousness would probably hunt me down, so... I don't think I'm too dangerous. Ask my friends and relatives, they are okay.' but those words could be joke as well as provocating gossip, not even said by artist herself), life said to be emotionless and speculated asexuality (however, this was both proven to be untrue as she proclaimed to be in infamous rotten but romantic 'secret' club 'Bodies' - as mixture of classic horror feeling and 'Buddies', she says in her work - when in school, as seen in her poetical movie 'My Dear Dead' and, mainly, because of the discovery of her being a mother of two childern "How could a mother be logical?" she says, herself) gained her,can be mostly seen in clothes that are out of faishon for over 110 years, often men's wear and with glasses rensembling these of John Lennon, that are so significant for her and as long as it can be judged overally, no one ever believed a word she said since she was always primarily a great joker with interest in unbelievable histories and it often proved that she lied even in such unnecessary cases and little details as how does her kitchen look (what's it's colour) and what was the name of a boy she met in second grade who starred in one of her amusing and fascinating childhood stories, nicknamed 'The Begging Kids'"..
Or maybe even not.
...and just don't ask me why I put it all in one sentence XD - As for the ultimate not-making-sense of it, I talked about some miracles earlier, remember?! ;P