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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I set shuck_master's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I stole huggscancer's purse (-30 points). In August I helped cmp1207 see the light (8 points). Last Friday I bought porn for saries4381 (10 points). In January I helped hickeyems hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-251 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
tdslack