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Bane/Blake/Barsad - good with childrenivyadrenaJanuary 5 2013, 10:56:50 UTC
Two mercenaries and a former-cop-slash-newbie-vigilante walk into a salon...
Bane gets a manicure, Barsad gets a pedicure, and Blake gets a facial (but that comes later).
AKA can someone please write something where Bane and/or Barsad let a fearless little girl paint their nails and yet continue to be awesomely badass despite the glitter?
Established relationship preferable but not required (though I'd like to see you make it work otherwise!). Bonus if Blake approves of their way with children and OTB gets a Happy Ending when they get home.
dress does not hide him - 1/?ivyadrenaJanuary 6 2013, 22:08:02 UTC
WARNING: Some elements of Dominant/submissive play with no discussion of parameters beforehand. No dub-con or non-con, but if you don’t like seeing D/s being portrayed fast and loose, it’s probably better to give this a miss. Okay. Um. On to the fic.
John’s new to this working-outside-of-the-law business.
Bane’s not (although he’s never worked on this side before).
So when the guts of Gotham’s underbelly inevitably burst again, spilling out onto the streets in drive-bys and turf wars all the more vicious for the power vacuum, and John makes the decision to don the cape and cowl-
(metaphorically; he doesn’t don that cape and cowl because John has his own costume - thanks very much, Lucius Fox - one that actually fits because it hasn’t been moulded for a man approximately one hundred pounds heavier and fifty times more concerned with grand symbolic gestures than, say, planning out all the nitty gritty details outside of his own exit plan and- no, John doesn’t have any unresolved issues with Bruce Wayne, why do you ask?)-it’s Bane
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dress does not hide him - 2/?ivyadrenaJanuary 6 2013, 22:13:30 UTC
John’s never been to Bludhaven before but Barsad clearly has, so John’s content to walk where Barsad leads them - trusts Barsad’s knowledge of post-battle wind down procedures or whatever Bane and Barsad’s undoubtedly overly-militaristic term for it is.
Until he actually reads the name of their destination.
Then he digs his heels into the pavement.
It forces Barsad to jerk to a halt alongside him. “What?” Bane, walking ahead, also stops and looks back at John curiously.
“What do you mean, ‘what’?” John says. “We’re going in there?” He can’t stop staring. The signage has glittery bits. Reflected light of the neon signs makes it shimmer
( ... )
dress does not hide him - 3/?ivyadrenaJanuary 6 2013, 22:17:03 UTC
The girl is silent again for a little while before producing a tiny bottle which, John belatedly realises, is a bottle of nail polish. It’s pink. There are heart-shaped little sparkles in it. “Can I paint your nails?” she asks. The beautician working on Bane’s hands fusses at her, but she barrels on brightly, “Only mama says I can’t paint other people’s fingernails because I get the polish on their fingers, but your fingernails are big so I won’t miss and I want to paint your fingernails
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dress does not hide him - 4/?ivyadrenaJanuary 6 2013, 22:20:51 UTC
None of the staff move. Nor do Bane or Barsad. Ha, John thinks. I knew they were all League. He freely admits he can be vain about his detective instincts.
“What are you doing?” Bane asks slowly. The unfortunate thug closest to Bane pales, barrel of his gun drooping, like his confidence.
The seeming leader, still facing forward, doesn’t notice. “Man, shut up, do you really think you’re in a position to be asking questions--” he blusters, pointing his gun blindly behind him before swinging around. Then he catches sight of Bane - the unbelievable breadth and bulk of him and, more importantly, catches sight of the mask - reclining at the manicure table
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dress does not hide him - 5/?ivyadrenaJanuary 6 2013, 22:23:51 UTC
The hotel door slams shut behind John and he stalks over to stand in front of Bane and Barsad. They’re already on the couch, watching him. Barsad’s watching him with that flat look he gets when he’s thinking about his next move and he’s refusing to talk until he’s figured it out, while Bane’s expression
( ... )
dress does not hide him - 6/?ivyadrenaJanuary 6 2013, 22:27:31 UTC
He hears the satisfaction in Barsad’s wordless hum and Bane rumbles approvingly. Bane cups John’s cheek for a moment before glancing at Barsad again, communicating voicelessly. John can’t see Barsad’s expression - can’t turn his head at all, really, with his hair still held firmly in Barsad’s grip - but he can feel Barsad’s smile against the curve of his shoulder. Barsad raises his mouth to John’s ear and says, “Slow. Go slow. Don’t use your hand, just your mouth. Keep it nice and wet for him. And don’t start until I say you can start.”
Bane makes a small noise - a quiet, breathy groan - and his thighs, bracketing John in, flex once. But he leans back into the couch and spreads his legs further in a filthy, blatant invitation. John mouth goes dry and his heartbeat thunders in his ears. He wants to push his face into Bane’s lap and suck, but Barsad hold in his hair stays firm
( ... )
Bane gets a manicure, Barsad gets a pedicure, and Blake gets a facial (but that comes later).
AKA can someone please write something where Bane and/or Barsad let a fearless little girl paint their nails and yet continue to be awesomely badass despite the glitter?
Established relationship preferable but not required (though I'd like to see you make it work otherwise!). Bonus if Blake approves of their way with children and OTB gets a Happy Ending when they get home.
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John’s new to this working-outside-of-the-law business.
Bane’s not (although he’s never worked on this side before).
So when the guts of Gotham’s underbelly inevitably burst again, spilling out onto the streets in drive-bys and turf wars all the more vicious for the power vacuum, and John makes the decision to don the cape and cowl-
(metaphorically; he doesn’t don that cape and cowl because John has his own costume - thanks very much, Lucius Fox - one that actually fits because it hasn’t been moulded for a man approximately one hundred pounds heavier and fifty times more concerned with grand symbolic gestures than, say, planning out all the nitty gritty details outside of his own exit plan and- no, John doesn’t have any unresolved issues with Bruce Wayne, why do you ask?)-it’s Bane ( ... )
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Until he actually reads the name of their destination.
Then he digs his heels into the pavement.
It forces Barsad to jerk to a halt alongside him. “What?” Bane, walking ahead, also stops and looks back at John curiously.
“What do you mean, ‘what’?” John says. “We’re going in there?” He can’t stop staring. The signage has glittery bits. Reflected light of the neon signs makes it shimmer ( ... )
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“What are you doing?” Bane asks slowly. The unfortunate thug closest to Bane pales, barrel of his gun drooping, like his confidence.
The seeming leader, still facing forward, doesn’t notice. “Man, shut up, do you really think you’re in a position to be asking questions--” he blusters, pointing his gun blindly behind him before swinging around. Then he catches sight of Bane - the unbelievable breadth and bulk of him and, more importantly, catches sight of the mask - reclining at the manicure table ( ... )
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It's my birthday~ and I got art! <3 <3 <3
(also, I've failed the spam robot challenge three times, I'm so excited).
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Bane makes a small noise - a quiet, breathy groan - and his thighs, bracketing John in, flex once. But he leans back into the couch and spreads his legs further in a filthy, blatant invitation. John mouth goes dry and his heartbeat thunders in his ears. He wants to push his face into Bane’s lap and suck, but Barsad hold in his hair stays firm ( ... )
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