Delivering a package!
Last week my friend sent me an email with some funny shit in it. I'm posting it below because I think we all can relate the kid in the story to some kid we know. Hell, I was that kid. I omitted the sender's name for the obvious reason of them being a teacher.
Hello there. How is life in Tyler town? It's okay here. Tonight is Parent/Teacher conferences. The nice thing about it is no one ever comes to talk to the crazy art teacher, so I just sit in my room and play on the computer. I think they are afraid of me. Good. Let's keep it that way. So, I have this student who I think you would really like. He is very country and an only child. He was basically raised with adults and doesn't quite act like a teenager, nor your average adult. He acts like a hick/farmer. He describes where things are by saying "over there in the north 40" as in a corn field. The kid makes me laugh. He has never called me by my name, but simply calls me "teacher". He loves tractors and always seems to slip one into his sculptures. Anyway, the other day he came up to me and said, "teacher, I need to go deliver a package." The entire class burst out laughing. He meant he needed to go to the bathroom. I just started to laugh. The kid is hilarious. His best friend told me another story where they went to Scheels to get new hunting equipment and the hick/farmer kid went up to a sales clerk and said, "where do you keep the shitters in this here outfit?" Oh lord, the kid is odd, yet funny. You'd love him. I am bored out of my mind right now and thought you would enjoy those stories. Hope all is well with you and your bowels.
Hello there. How is life in Tyler town? It's okay here. Tonight is Parent/Teacher conferences. The nice thing about it is no one ever comes to talk to the crazy art teacher, so I just sit in my room and play on the computer. I think they are afraid of me. Good. Let's keep it that way. So, I have this student who I think you would really like. He is very country and an only child. He was basically raised with adults and doesn't quite act like a teenager, nor your average adult. He acts like a hick/farmer. He describes where things are by saying "over there in the north 40" as in a corn field. The kid makes me laugh. He has never called me by my name, but simply calls me "teacher". He loves tractors and always seems to slip one into his sculptures. Anyway, the other day he came up to me and said, "teacher, I need to go deliver a package." The entire class burst out laughing. He meant he needed to go to the bathroom. I just started to laugh. The kid is hilarious. His best friend told me another story where they went to Scheels to get new hunting equipment and the hick/farmer kid went up to a sales clerk and said, "where do you keep the shitters in this here outfit?" Oh lord, the kid is odd, yet funny. You'd love him. I am bored out of my mind right now and thought you would enjoy those stories. Hope all is well with you and your bowels.