"from the ghettos of mars to the slums of uranus..."
1. We were best friends from birth, and everytime we would see each other, we'd still crack up...hopefully we'll kick it over the break. Go BEAV'S!
2. We all thought you were Jewish, but you're just a food-concious health nut...oh yeah, and you're not Jewish
3. you are definitely the most energetic person I know...and if you need any, I can resupply you with your pudding and beano
4. I told you I'd ask you if I couldn't get anyone. that night was magical. I love you. haha
5. yes yes, I named yo mutha fuckin' calves, no one else, and it has stuck till now, and it'll stick till we're sixty
6. I remember when you were doing the worm on my kitchen floor and split your chin open.
7. If it wasn't for that crazy hippie, we wouldn't be where we are today.
8. we bought a doubles ticket to homecoming and never danced once. I was very disappointed. haha
9. one day you'll make it big with DJ Clockwork and the rest of the crew
10. our personal handshake involves: slippage of skin, then an exploding pound.
11. you used to be the most subconciously horny person I knew...humping EVERYTHING in site
12. you try to get me to smoke weed all the time, however it's not gonna work
13. you ARE the beer master
14. you still call me "tommy" religiously
15. I got into your red emu thing and popped MULTIPLE NRB's (No Reason Boner) ON CAMERA!
peace,
T
2. We all thought you were Jewish, but you're just a food-concious health nut...oh yeah, and you're not Jewish
3. you are definitely the most energetic person I know...and if you need any, I can resupply you with your pudding and beano
4. I told you I'd ask you if I couldn't get anyone. that night was magical. I love you. haha
5. yes yes, I named yo mutha fuckin' calves, no one else, and it has stuck till now, and it'll stick till we're sixty
6. I remember when you were doing the worm on my kitchen floor and split your chin open.
7. If it wasn't for that crazy hippie, we wouldn't be where we are today.
8. we bought a doubles ticket to homecoming and never danced once. I was very disappointed. haha
9. one day you'll make it big with DJ Clockwork and the rest of the crew
10. our personal handshake involves: slippage of skin, then an exploding pound.
11. you used to be the most subconciously horny person I knew...humping EVERYTHING in site
12. you try to get me to smoke weed all the time, however it's not gonna work
13. you ARE the beer master
14. you still call me "tommy" religiously
15. I got into your red emu thing and popped MULTIPLE NRB's (No Reason Boner) ON CAMERA!
peace,
T