the cow says "moo"

Nov 14, 2008 05:15

Everything that is wrong with my body at the present moment can FUCK RIGHT OFF, kthxbai.

I'm posting now because I've gotten maybe an hour of sleep in between sinus pressure and a darling little headache. I'm not going to be working tomorrow. I intend to be gargling chicken soup and orange juice. Preferably separately.

Fortunately, though my health might be shite, an internet friend of mine pointed me towards infomercials for vibrators while I was whinging about insomnia. I did just see something called the Thrusting Dragonfly. Despite it all, I am highly entertained.

Bad moods are just ruined by dildos.

whinging, for teh lulz

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