Random thoughts on "Twilight"
1. I watched the two stars of the film on TODAY this morning and by the way Kristen Stewart was acting, I got the impression she was thinking she made a HUGE career mistake. No one gave a rats ass she was there... it was all about the dude.
2. I just dropped art for tonight's midnight screening @ the Drafthouse. There was a a girl there who had been waiting since noon. Slightly sad.
3. Hot Topic DEFINITELY will benefit.
4. Theater chains all across the country will at least catch 1 girl masterbating to this film tonight... and sadly, at least 1 boy as well. How do I know? I just get the feeling it'll happen.
5. Theater chains should consider having seats cleaned after the screenings (see #4).
I realize that there are a ton of people dying to see this movie and to each his own, I hope you have a blast and it's everything you've always wanted in a teen-romance-vampire flick... I just haven't seen anything to make me think it's more then a reason to get girls giddy.
2. I just dropped art for tonight's midnight screening @ the Drafthouse. There was a a girl there who had been waiting since noon. Slightly sad.
3. Hot Topic DEFINITELY will benefit.
4. Theater chains all across the country will at least catch 1 girl masterbating to this film tonight... and sadly, at least 1 boy as well. How do I know? I just get the feeling it'll happen.
5. Theater chains should consider having seats cleaned after the screenings (see #4).
I realize that there are a ton of people dying to see this movie and to each his own, I hope you have a blast and it's everything you've always wanted in a teen-romance-vampire flick... I just haven't seen anything to make me think it's more then a reason to get girls giddy.