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oh poo. i just procrastinated for a good half hour writing a dumb livejournal entry and it just got lost in the void of my computer. i had to clean up my hard drive today because i had all these nyu viruses on it, and as i was staring blankly at the little list of deleted viruses as it was cleaning, i imagined the inside of my computer looking like one of the battle scenes from the matrix, and there's a little tiny neo in my computer getting it on with a mini carrie anne moss and there are explosions everywhere and creepy electronic blowing-upper-thingys and everyone's like "aaaugh!!! my data chip!!!" and in the end all the viruses are destroyed and I WIN.
so last thursday I was walking down Broadway and who comes strolling up to me but a naked man wearing a pink-wrapped box with a big red bow and a card that said "to: all the women of the world From: God" and I looked right at him and started laughing and he kind of smirked at me and the thing was he was so NOT attractive. I mean haha thats funny, ok, but wouldn't some of your friends stop you if you were that not-hot and been like "yo, dude, thats amusing and all, but damn brotha you are just one not-hot bastard, especially when you are wearing pink, so just go put some clothes on, baby, because DAMN you are not hot." I mean, for all of you non-attractive friends of mine, I'd tell you that you should not go out in public like that...haha just kidding!!! i'd tell you to wear neon pink...haha! none of you aren't that ugly! except for you.....
and today in shakespeare class, my brit teacher made us all get up and pretend to be animals and make animal noises and be "playfully aggressive" except i was a dinosaur/alien and that's not really an animal at all. and i found out he's separated from his wife which is good because now i can marry him because he makes me ridiculously happy. and he has a 3 year old son named felix and his middle name is "marner" except when my teacher says it it sounds like "mono" and i laughed because then his named would be felix mono and that's funny. Ha ha.
I'm bringing some ladies home to kop saturday. jay, i'm supposed to tell you that cassie says you better be around to hang out with her. The END.
PS When I grow up I want to be a Po'Boy. You heard me.
so last thursday I was walking down Broadway and who comes strolling up to me but a naked man wearing a pink-wrapped box with a big red bow and a card that said "to: all the women of the world From: God" and I looked right at him and started laughing and he kind of smirked at me and the thing was he was so NOT attractive. I mean haha thats funny, ok, but wouldn't some of your friends stop you if you were that not-hot and been like "yo, dude, thats amusing and all, but damn brotha you are just one not-hot bastard, especially when you are wearing pink, so just go put some clothes on, baby, because DAMN you are not hot." I mean, for all of you non-attractive friends of mine, I'd tell you that you should not go out in public like that...haha just kidding!!! i'd tell you to wear neon pink...haha! none of you aren't that ugly! except for you.....
and today in shakespeare class, my brit teacher made us all get up and pretend to be animals and make animal noises and be "playfully aggressive" except i was a dinosaur/alien and that's not really an animal at all. and i found out he's separated from his wife which is good because now i can marry him because he makes me ridiculously happy. and he has a 3 year old son named felix and his middle name is "marner" except when my teacher says it it sounds like "mono" and i laughed because then his named would be felix mono and that's funny. Ha ha.
I'm bringing some ladies home to kop saturday. jay, i'm supposed to tell you that cassie says you better be around to hang out with her. The END.
PS When I grow up I want to be a Po'Boy. You heard me.