here is to all the straight edge kids out there.....fuck off!
The thing i love most about straightedge is how all of them say "the reason i am straight edge is because i don't need substances to have fun". Funny thing is all the sXe kids i know or chronically depressed and border line suicidal. hmm. kinda makes you think.
here we go
ok lets see here i have a great fucking idea!
ok lets either drink ourselves stupid and get fucking high you know we may like doing that sort of thing.... not your cup of coffee ok then dont jsut chilla round have fun with frineds piss people off fuck around try to get laid [ i hear permiscoussdfnsjnfa ( fuck dont know how to spell it) (having sex with multiple partner and or alot) is no longer a ( rule) for being straightedge)] or jsut sit at home game or masturbate or both, or we could attatch ourselves toa pointless, shallow, empty, seflcentered plee for attention title and call ourselves straight edge hey that sound like a good idea you now what also sounds like an equally good idea masturbating to 90 year old women (or if your into that then an alternat) putting a loaded winchester 270 rifle to our mouth and pulling the trigger because god in fact hates you! But seriously maybe someone can explain these straightedge thing to me it seems to have contsntly changing rules in order to adapt to waht people think is convient so that basicly takes a big chunk out if it, is it a way of getting a feeling of belonging? or just trying to get pussy? if the pussy is the motive let me know if it works i mgiht try it for a few minutes... on second thought ill jsut whack it instead to some freshly downlaoded porn i think that will be more fun plus i wont have the after affects of the rainbow power i would have come in contact with in my so called striahgt edge life. Lets analyze me you can make fun of me all you want i dont care im a loser im a band nerd no real life no girlfriend im a workahaloic if i get paid right but i dont care cause im happy but let us see i havent had a drop of alcohol in about 2 years and i have never smoked a cigaret and or any illegal drug. Lets analyze the alcohol last time : new years eve 2 years previous, champagn, dry, good but made me thristy. i like the flavor of alcohol in fact in moderation it is healthy for btoh the digestive and circualtory systems, but i havent had any recently for one reason my personal choice and this chocie is based on alot i like driving and i would never drink and drive, i DD for alot of parties, and watching drunk people is fun, but i like the flavor of alcohols not a big fan of beer but more wines because thats what i was brought up on and when it comes to hard liquor not a bigfan of clears but anywho i will probably drink again i just havent had the reason/urge/want/anything else to, illegal drugs no need for them no want for them, cigaret very allergic tot he tobbaco plant. anywho i have been this way for two years oh did i mention no permiscuoauchguasjn sex unless you count chronic mastubation but if so then all you straight edgers are a bunch of fucking liars, but afterall this i do not attatch myself to a title or restrict my choices by doing so as well... why you may ask ill tell you why.... Cause im not a fucking faggot now fuck you im tired and im going to bed so fuck of cause you are about one cunt hair away from homo heaven and if you are a straightedger then from what i hav heard lately you are probably already there and if you think im copying of my brother maybe i am but only cause i support what he says and im am to fucking tired to be original and i jsut want some cheap amusment so again fuck off.
bye
love
me
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