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So I'm an old man now. I threw out my back at work moving a printer, and they sent me home on worker's comp until Monday. I don't think I've ever hurt that much in my life. Well, that is until the toradol they shot me up with kicked in, mixed with he Ultram they prescribed me. Plus some Xanax.
I'm high on fucking drugs. I'm so stoned that when my dr's office called me to tell me my bloodwork was bad (cholestrol, triglycerides, hba1c) that it didn't even phase me.
4 months or so until i can qualify for surgery. I can make it that long. Doc actually recommended atkins to me to control the blood sugar and get the cholestrol and shit down.
Oh, and I have old man hairs growing out of my ears. Stiff hairs straight out of the tragus. Michelle waxed them for me. Now they're smoooth.
I thought about waxing my balls, but I'm afraid that it would rip my ball skin off. that would be unpleasant.
that's all.
I'm high on fucking drugs. I'm so stoned that when my dr's office called me to tell me my bloodwork was bad (cholestrol, triglycerides, hba1c) that it didn't even phase me.
4 months or so until i can qualify for surgery. I can make it that long. Doc actually recommended atkins to me to control the blood sugar and get the cholestrol and shit down.
Oh, and I have old man hairs growing out of my ears. Stiff hairs straight out of the tragus. Michelle waxed them for me. Now they're smoooth.
I thought about waxing my balls, but I'm afraid that it would rip my ball skin off. that would be unpleasant.
that's all.