Base Ballers
Today was very fabbity-fab-fab!
I was just sitting at home thinking, "I wonder what new, exciting things might happen today!?" when suddenly the telly rang.
"Hello?" I said.
"Get yo azz down here playa!" Said a familar voice.
"Why?"
"Wez gotsta do some volunteers crizap."
"But-"
"NOW! And don't give me no shit, you know I a gansta mother F$%&er and I pop a cap in yo azz if youz don't do what I say 'cause I said it... Bitch."
Click.
"Well I better get going."
Soo~ to the ballpark I went!
I arrived at the park. It was very pretty and slighty green too. I wanted to jump into it and play with the tiny ant people. But because of dumb reality and not having superman like powers, I could not.
At the park I found...
Eric! A very nice man. He probably enjoys roses. Maybe Honeysuckle.
"Eric!" I said because thats who it was.
"@#$@#^%@#$@#" He said.
"Haha, you're a trip Eric!"
But Eric wasn't the one that called me.
It was the one, the only, the mysterious, devious, maniacal, voluptuous, alluring...
Mollums!
Eric made fun of Sussical and Molly got a little offended.
She made him "go away."
I didn't ask questions.
There was all sorts of food in the concession stand! We ate a lot while we were there. Molly ate like three hot dogs and tons of candy. I don't know where she puts it all!
I ate cheese. I desided it was a good idea to eat it right out of the machine. It wasn't. It was WAY hotter and spicer than I thought it would be, and I accidently smacked Molly in the recoil backwards from the cheese machine. Molly had me in a force grip or this cheese was choking me from the inside, but either way I almost died.
"Maybe you should have used these chips with the hot Mexican girl on them."
"Why? I don't need any chips to eat this. It was yummy without chips!"
"Umm..you got a little something on...oh well, ...nevermind. Enjoy your cheese kid."
"Mmmm, thanks!"
Just then I got a great idea.
"I've got a great idea Molly!" I said.
My idea was a dandy.
"This idea is a dandy!"
So I told Molly my idea.
"Let me tell you my idea!"
"TELL ME ALREADY!"
"Ok well..."
...
...
"That sounds like a bad idea." Said Molly.
"I heard somewhere it's made of tinkerbell dust, like the kind that makes you fly!" I explained.
"Really!?" exclaimed Molly.
"Uh-huh, lets try it!"
and so
I snorted pixistick ...dust.
Then it was Molly's turn.
"Ok my turn, I can't wait to be able to fly!"
"Uhhh that was AWFUL!"
I don't think Molly liked the fairy dust very much.
She didn't feel very well afterwards and I think she might have been a little mad that I convinced her to do it.
"You suck. That stuff didn't even make me fly." Said Molly
It didn't make us fly, but it did make her a little crazy.
She started to steal all of the money out of the cash redgister!
I think she needed the money to get more fairy dust, but I wasn't really sure.
"Hehehehe it's alll mineeeee. My prrrrecccciiiiooous..."
I was astonished!
"Molly!" I sternly asserted!
"WHAT!?" She retorted.
"You can't do that! I'm ashamed of you!"
"...you're right, I'm very sorry."
She looked very sad. I knew she was sorry and didn't mean it, so I desided to cheer her up.
"Lets take a group picture!"
"Okay!"
Molly was a camerahog.
"I'm the cuter one so I should be in more of the picture." She explained to me patiently.
"Thats not fair!"
So we took another:
I got in a little more this time, through sheer force. Shes one tough cookie though and I couldn't force my way all the way in.
"You're one tough bugger you know that."
"Yes, I know. I'm going to kick your ass if you try and do that agian too."
"Thats not very nice."
"Deal."
After awhile and lots of coaxing, I finally got her to agree to a picture with both of us:
(Both in unison) "Cheese!"
But this time there wasn't any on my face.
Good luck on your AP tests everybody!
Also:
How creepy are my teeth, really? They look like a bad guy from a james bond movie. :D
I was just sitting at home thinking, "I wonder what new, exciting things might happen today!?" when suddenly the telly rang.
"Hello?" I said.
"Get yo azz down here playa!" Said a familar voice.
"Why?"
"Wez gotsta do some volunteers crizap."
"But-"
"NOW! And don't give me no shit, you know I a gansta mother F$%&er and I pop a cap in yo azz if youz don't do what I say 'cause I said it... Bitch."
Click.
"Well I better get going."
Soo~ to the ballpark I went!
I arrived at the park. It was very pretty and slighty green too. I wanted to jump into it and play with the tiny ant people. But because of dumb reality and not having superman like powers, I could not.
At the park I found...
Eric! A very nice man. He probably enjoys roses. Maybe Honeysuckle.
"Eric!" I said because thats who it was.
"@#$@#^%@#$@#" He said.
"Haha, you're a trip Eric!"
But Eric wasn't the one that called me.
It was the one, the only, the mysterious, devious, maniacal, voluptuous, alluring...
Mollums!
Eric made fun of Sussical and Molly got a little offended.
She made him "go away."
I didn't ask questions.
There was all sorts of food in the concession stand! We ate a lot while we were there. Molly ate like three hot dogs and tons of candy. I don't know where she puts it all!
I ate cheese. I desided it was a good idea to eat it right out of the machine. It wasn't. It was WAY hotter and spicer than I thought it would be, and I accidently smacked Molly in the recoil backwards from the cheese machine. Molly had me in a force grip or this cheese was choking me from the inside, but either way I almost died.
"Maybe you should have used these chips with the hot Mexican girl on them."
"Why? I don't need any chips to eat this. It was yummy without chips!"
"Umm..you got a little something on...oh well, ...nevermind. Enjoy your cheese kid."
"Mmmm, thanks!"
Just then I got a great idea.
"I've got a great idea Molly!" I said.
My idea was a dandy.
"This idea is a dandy!"
So I told Molly my idea.
"Let me tell you my idea!"
"TELL ME ALREADY!"
"Ok well..."
...
...
"That sounds like a bad idea." Said Molly.
"I heard somewhere it's made of tinkerbell dust, like the kind that makes you fly!" I explained.
"Really!?" exclaimed Molly.
"Uh-huh, lets try it!"
and so
I snorted pixistick ...dust.
Then it was Molly's turn.
"Ok my turn, I can't wait to be able to fly!"
"Uhhh that was AWFUL!"
I don't think Molly liked the fairy dust very much.
She didn't feel very well afterwards and I think she might have been a little mad that I convinced her to do it.
"You suck. That stuff didn't even make me fly." Said Molly
It didn't make us fly, but it did make her a little crazy.
She started to steal all of the money out of the cash redgister!
I think she needed the money to get more fairy dust, but I wasn't really sure.
"Hehehehe it's alll mineeeee. My prrrrecccciiiiooous..."
I was astonished!
"Molly!" I sternly asserted!
"WHAT!?" She retorted.
"You can't do that! I'm ashamed of you!"
"...you're right, I'm very sorry."
She looked very sad. I knew she was sorry and didn't mean it, so I desided to cheer her up.
"Lets take a group picture!"
"Okay!"
Molly was a camerahog.
"I'm the cuter one so I should be in more of the picture." She explained to me patiently.
"Thats not fair!"
So we took another:
I got in a little more this time, through sheer force. Shes one tough cookie though and I couldn't force my way all the way in.
"You're one tough bugger you know that."
"Yes, I know. I'm going to kick your ass if you try and do that agian too."
"Thats not very nice."
"Deal."
After awhile and lots of coaxing, I finally got her to agree to a picture with both of us:
(Both in unison) "Cheese!"
But this time there wasn't any on my face.
Good luck on your AP tests everybody!
Also:
How creepy are my teeth, really? They look like a bad guy from a james bond movie. :D