San Francisco, here you come!

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So, who wants to move across the country and in with me? C'mon, don't all speak up at once! One of my roommates is urgently bowing out, which means only opportunity for YOU, the reader! Enjoy the delightful lack of weather, the veritable gumbo of diversity, and one of the highest costs of living in the country. Move into a 2-story, 3-bedroom house with garage, with three other roommates! Revel in the delight of having your own room with an ocean view! Wake up every day in the paradise that is NoCal, then complain because the temperature dropped two degrees! Best of all, love ME!

Apply now!