01. Why is it you seem hungrier at night time?
a) Because you've been up and movie all day instead of sleeping. by
rashiea 02. Why does it always seem you need money for something right when you don't have any to spend?
a) Life's little jokes. by
mmrobitussin 03. Why are pop-tarts so delicious?
b) Because they're a flaky breaded piece of sugar covered in more sugar. :D by
mmrobitussin 04. Why do aliens abduct humans if we are an inferior race?
b) Humans are their guiniea pigs. by
rashiea 05. Why are old things so interesting?
a) Most often they no longer exist or are very rare so they are that much more captivating. by
rashiea 06. Why does Donald Duck not wear pants?
b) He's a duck; he doesn't need pants. by
rashiea 07. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
a) That would be too logical. by
rashieab) Because it's following science in that it doesn't like to follow any of the standard phonics/grammar rules. by
mmrobitussin 08. Why does the AC always appear to stop working when the weather decides to be horribly hot and you want it the most?
a) It's a nice joke from the HVAC people. They have to stay in business somehow! by
mmrobitussin 09. Why do people keep putting in new grass during a drought?
a) They don't think it through when all they see is "summer landscaping project." by
rashiea 10. How would chairs work if our knees bent the other way?
a) Technically you could get a lounge chair that lays flat... so that either way you could at least lie down on it. by
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