01. How would you weave the sunshine out of the falling rain?
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a)
http://i53.tinypic.com/2m62y5t.jpg ~by
rashieac) A special sunshine weave you can buy on Amazon. ~by
lefthandpenguind) Step 1: spin falling rain into thread
Step 2: weave rain-thread into fabric
Step 3: hang rain-cloth in front of strong light source
Step 4: enjoy sunbeam ~by
mobiuswolf 02. What does the red moon stand for?
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a) Illuminati at work ~by
stuffedpanda 03. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
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d) Probably the same people who decided how 'dyslexic' should be spelled ~by
mobiuswolf 04. How exactly do dogs communicate with each other?
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a) Well, my dog enjoys sniffing my private parts. I'd guess that's a form of communication... ~by
stuffedpanda 05. Why do people call a tomato a vegetable?
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c)
Because the Supreme Court declared it to be. ~by
lefthandpenguind) Because they would feel silly putting slices of fruit on a roast beef sandwich. ~by
mobiuswolf 06. Why do cats roll in catnip?
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a) So they can save a little of the high for the next time they groom themselves. ~by
mobiuswolfd) Well, you can't expect them to eat that stuff. ~by
stuffedpanda 07. Can bald men get lice?
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a) Depends on where... ~by
stuffedpanda 08. Do old people who die in their sleep really die old?
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a) Not if they're young at heart. ~by
mobiuswolfc) Yeah. LOL. ~by
lefthandpenguin 09. How do you train a dragon?
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d) Very carefully and with a large supply of meat. ~by
mobiuswolf 10. Why are insects so scary?
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a) Because they have so many eyes. SO MANY EYES. ~by
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