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01. Why do doctors switch practice and make you go in to see a new primary care person when you had no need or intention of going in at the time otherwise?
a) They are doing what they want or feel they should for their practice and in reality probably have no clue when they last saw you individually in their list of patients.
b) Likely to ensure that you're getting proper care.
02. Why does shipping cost so much?
a) Inflation.
b) Packages are bulky and it's the manpower and fuel to get your packages from A to B that you're paying for.
03. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
a) Google would suggest wrapped bread was previously the best thing on the market before it was sliced.
b) Electricity.
04. Why do cats try to lay on you in the strangest positions where they may fall despite being known for good balance?
a) They don't care where they are as long as you smell like them and they get lots of loves. Probably a secret ploy for you to actually pay more attention to them as you're likely more worried about them falling than they are.
b) Cats believe that if it fits, it ships... no matter where it fits.
05. Why do people always schedule meetings for stupid times in the morning?
a) People are sadistic.
b) They forget that the rest of the world is not awake at the same time they are.
06. Why do birds have white poop?
a) Because it's actually uric acid - pee mixed with poop at all that same time.
b) The white stuff is actually urine.
07. Why are some people so hard to shop for?
a) Some people really do seem to have everything and/or not want anything. >.>
b) They are usually people who are very particular about what they like and have a means of always getting what they like.
08. Does the government actually track if you get your jury summons?
a) Unsure, but if they do you could be held in contemt of court nad be fined and/or sent to jail.... don't really think that's worth the risk.
b) No, actually they don't. Technically you can throw away your jury summons and claim you never got it... and you wouldn't be liable since there's no proof you ever received it.
09. Can an eskimo be hot?
a) Sure.
b) Yes, if you took an Eskimo and put him in Palm Springs during summer, then he'd be hot.
10. Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down?
a) Because it allows you to change your elevation regardless of direction.
b) Because you're still changing elevations. You're just doing it in the negative direction.