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01. Why are small children so much more adorable than older children?
a) Same reason chibi characters are so much cuter than their normal, full sized selves.
b) Because everything small is adorable... for instance sliders are much cuter than their regular sized hamburger counterparts.
c) Because they're too young to talk back yet.
d) Because younger kids with their proportionally bigger eyes turn on the "KAWAII~" "SO CUTE" response in our brains.
02. Why do words start to sound funny if you repeat them too much?
a) Your brain, you just broke it.
b) You've been listening to too many minions.
c) It's called wearing out the sound.
d) Banana!!
03. What direction does a broken compass point in?
a) Nowhere, it just spins and spins
b) The wrong direction.
c) In the direction of what you most desire.
d) Whichever direction it feels like.
04. Why are there so many flavors of Coca-Cola?
a) To give indecisive people a challenge.
b) Not sure, but they can't beat the variety of Faygo flavors so they may as well give up. :>
c) All the better to addict you with.
d) The company is too lazy to come up with something original.
05. Why some people prefer cats and others dogs?
a) Preference is a fickle mistress.
b) Long ago cats and dogs got together and divided all humans up among them, and for a while there was peace... until cat lovers and dog owners started getting married and living together.
c) It's like how some people like independent children versus those who like depending children.
d) Well there are two kinds of people...
06. If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
a) It's hard enough pouring ketchup out of the bottle, can you imagine trying to drink it?
b) .... I sure hope not.
c) I- HELL YES
d) That just sounds wrong...
07. Why do the friendliest people seem to have the worst jobs?
a) They're too nice, so all the mean people use them as rungs in their own work ladders.
b) Because fate enjoys laughing at us >:
c). Because rude people don't last very long working retail ;P
d) Because the best jobs you have to be ruthless, tough and have a good backbone... Like a pirate...
08. Why do toasters have a high enough setting that burns bread to a crisp?
a) Because some rare individuals for some strange reason like their toast burnt
b) They really want to be ovens; jealosy burns.
c) To let you get that lovely charred taste.
d) So we know what a stroke is suppose to smell like.
09. Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
a) ... Can the sense of touch be misleading? Yes.... So probably?
b) Only if fate has a twisted sense of humour...
c) Less likely, but probably still possible.
d) I... suppose?
10. If Soylent Green is people, what was the 'Red' and 'Yellow' versions actually made from?
a) Animals and Plants, idk
b) Native Americans and Asians... [not to be taken offensively]
c) Still people, just ones that were less healthy for you to eat.
d) They thought food color would make a difference.