Wanna be on MTV? Here's how:
If you want to be on MTV, I have here the fool-proof way of doing so. Just follow these rules and you'll be our next home-town MTV star:
-learn rap
-wear skirts that are this big: _
-wear pants that can fit an ostrich in them along with yourself
-wear white shoes that look like ships
-get a cool name (flava flav, p-diddy, 50 cent)
-be black
-get really really rich to be on laguna beach or my super sweet sixteen
-get some "bling bling"
-get some "bling bling" that you need a crane to lift up and around your neck.
-get a "pimped out" car, even though it looks like crap
-learn how to sing through your nose (*hint* britney spears)
-be a slut (*hint* britney spears)
-make a music video that will never be shown because MTV never plays music videos anymore
-remember to thank God when you win an award the MTV Video Music Awards
*total cost: well, it will all be worth it when you get on MTV*
-learn rap
-wear skirts that are this big: _
-wear pants that can fit an ostrich in them along with yourself
-wear white shoes that look like ships
-get a cool name (flava flav, p-diddy, 50 cent)
-be black
-get really really rich to be on laguna beach or my super sweet sixteen
-get some "bling bling"
-get some "bling bling" that you need a crane to lift up and around your neck.
-get a "pimped out" car, even though it looks like crap
-learn how to sing through your nose (*hint* britney spears)
-be a slut (*hint* britney spears)
-make a music video that will never be shown because MTV never plays music videos anymore
-remember to thank God when you win an award the MTV Video Music Awards
*total cost: well, it will all be worth it when you get on MTV*