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this provided me with me good laugh for the night.
Today's Funny Link: http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=332
Well This week has been fun. went to matts tuesday. we are all slightly bruised...some more than others. but in all it was eventful. omorrow is the clay game and the MCR concert...quite frankly i hate both of those things. im just gonna improvise tomorrow and see where i end up.
feel free to post anything you find amusing.
Joke of the Day: despite my hatred for football, i thought this was pretty funny
Two boys are playing football at this park in asmall
town in Alabama when one of the boys is suddenly
attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
> Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and
> shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and
> breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend.
>
> A local sports reporter who was strolling by sees the
> incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He
> tells the boy he's going to write the story and says,
> "I'll title it 'Young Bama Fan Saves Friend From
> Vicious Animal.'"
>
> "But I'm not a Bama fan," the little hero
> replies."Sorry, since we're in Alabama, I just assumed
> you were," says the reporter and he starts writing
> again.
>
> He asks "How does Auburn Fan Rescues Friend From
> Horrific Attack' sound?"
>
> "I'm not an Auburn fan either," the boy says.
>
> "Oh, I thought everyone in Alabama was either for the
> Tide or the Tigers. What team do you root for?" the
> reporter asks.
>
> "I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm a Tennessee Vols
> fan," said the boy.
>
> The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his
> notebook, and writes:
>
> "Little Redneck Bastard From Tennessee Kills Beloved
> Family Pet".
Today's Funny Link: http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=332
Well This week has been fun. went to matts tuesday. we are all slightly bruised...some more than others. but in all it was eventful. omorrow is the clay game and the MCR concert...quite frankly i hate both of those things. im just gonna improvise tomorrow and see where i end up.
feel free to post anything you find amusing.
Joke of the Day: despite my hatred for football, i thought this was pretty funny
Two boys are playing football at this park in asmall
town in Alabama when one of the boys is suddenly
attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
> Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and
> shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and
> breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend.
>
> A local sports reporter who was strolling by sees the
> incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He
> tells the boy he's going to write the story and says,
> "I'll title it 'Young Bama Fan Saves Friend From
> Vicious Animal.'"
>
> "But I'm not a Bama fan," the little hero
> replies."Sorry, since we're in Alabama, I just assumed
> you were," says the reporter and he starts writing
> again.
>
> He asks "How does Auburn Fan Rescues Friend From
> Horrific Attack' sound?"
>
> "I'm not an Auburn fan either," the boy says.
>
> "Oh, I thought everyone in Alabama was either for the
> Tide or the Tigers. What team do you root for?" the
> reporter asks.
>
> "I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm a Tennessee Vols
> fan," said the boy.
>
> The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his
> notebook, and writes:
>
> "Little Redneck Bastard From Tennessee Kills Beloved
> Family Pet".