See
this?
I have one of these.
'RARE FRANKLIN MINT STAR TREK OFFICIAL PHASER'
In fact, mine's been signed by Jon DeLancie, twice! Once on the phaser, and once on the stand.
I'd sell it - but no one's buying.
*frump*
Cost me a bloody fortune, years ago, grumble, grumble, bitch, snipe...
I have the most outrageous Star Trek things in my collection. But no one buys Star Trek anymore. I wonder how long I have to store all this before the market revives. Please, let Star Trek become popular again! Damn you, Brannon and Braga, you misbegotten sons of hairy goats! You've ruined more than the canon, you miserable, lazy bastards.