wow. my life is stupid.
mmmkay. not really anything has happened over the past days. sooo,... i guess i'll just give highlights.
-i taught human (sexual) anatomy to the class (adriana n chris) yesterday. totally pointless and yet hysterical.
-cleaned the house and got $20 over the weekend. hell yeah, i EARN my money bitches. (pffft yeah right.)
-i soooo cheated on my lessons in typing, but hey now i'm top of the class and ahead of the game. rad tad. CHEATING GETS YOU EVERYTHING! mwahahahaha.
-STILL way phsyched about homecoming.
-been working my ass off with stuying, stuying, and more studying for tests here there and everywhere (which is way not like me but a great upgrade).
-fell off the pegs of mr. christopher's bike while going off a curb and over speed bumps and bit my tonge open during the pain of a tire being jabbed into my bossom..... nothing more to say than TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!!! not to mention hilarious.
and on that note... we cue the music.
TAY
~well i stumbled in at 2 a.m. all drunk and full of smoke
my wife said i have had enough, im sick, thats it, get out!
so i stumbled down to kellys pub across the edge of town
and i told the boys me story and we had another round~
-i taught human (sexual) anatomy to the class (adriana n chris) yesterday. totally pointless and yet hysterical.
-cleaned the house and got $20 over the weekend. hell yeah, i EARN my money bitches. (pffft yeah right.)
-i soooo cheated on my lessons in typing, but hey now i'm top of the class and ahead of the game. rad tad. CHEATING GETS YOU EVERYTHING! mwahahahaha.
-STILL way phsyched about homecoming.
-been working my ass off with stuying, stuying, and more studying for tests here there and everywhere (which is way not like me but a great upgrade).
-fell off the pegs of mr. christopher's bike while going off a curb and over speed bumps and bit my tonge open during the pain of a tire being jabbed into my bossom..... nothing more to say than TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!!! not to mention hilarious.
and on that note... we cue the music.
TAY
~well i stumbled in at 2 a.m. all drunk and full of smoke
my wife said i have had enough, im sick, thats it, get out!
so i stumbled down to kellys pub across the edge of town
and i told the boys me story and we had another round~