May 10, 2005 00:25
yes its another sign of the upcoming apoclypes (and its not the improvement of my spelling!!) i'm writing in my live journal twice in two years!!! and you may ask why do i grace u with my nuggets of wisdom? cauz i was reading nick's livejournal and it inspired me to rant, rave and in other words just run my mouth off. (thanks bro!!) while surf'n through the LJ i decided to see the more details option for each slapnutz and realized something . . . YOU GUYS HAVE NO LIFE!!!! yes i know that i'm no better than the rest of ya but this is the LJ so now my rant begins. while in the details option i discovered that some of u are on this thing waaayyy too much at one point or another.
lets start with henry a.k.a. d-man, super action hank with the kungfoo grip, and sooo many more.. he has been on the longest as far as i know he has posted 69(hehehe) journal entries and also commented 65 other entries and people and commented on his 108 times makeing him semi-popular. very respectable.
now dave, he has posted only 53 journal entries but has a whopping 141 comments on other people's shit....damn u got alot of shit to say to other people don't ya!!!!! and 95 replies on your journal
then there is nick. . . . what to say about his LJ! nick has posted 73!! journal entries wow that boy has alot of shit to say also it seems that a nice amount of his posts where posted while drunk.. and they say i have the problem? he has commented on 84 entries. more than hank but less than dave... wow i thought nick would give his 2 cents when ever he can. and has 90 comments about his ranting...i guess that we care what you say after all.
lets not forget about everyones favorite whipping boy jay..... i know everyone thinks nick is the most opinionated bastich in the whole world. well you where all wrong!!!!! jay can't seem to be quiet he has piled up a staggering 129 journal entries...OMG how do u find the time to breath with all those posts? i mean those must have taken away a few years of your life to write! and thats not all folks this motor mouth has commented 162 of your posts...that is a grand total 291!!!(i did that for u jay so you wouldn't hurt yourself) also we have commented on jays shit 129 times which means either we like him or we like making fun of him.... u decide.
and then the worst of them all ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have posted a record amount journal entries 12....now 13 for all u asses who would say i didn't include this one!!! with 19 comments on your entries that must make me the most opinionated bitch in the world....or the laziest. and all of u love me soooo much u have commented 7 times....WTF u guys suck ass die die die oh wait die!!!!
but wait there is more i would never dream of forgetting my favorite veg head!!! oh my darling jackie how do i love thee... u have been on the shortest period according to your LJ. in 2 and a half months u have posted only 18 times..wow.. close to mine... but there seems to be a glich in the LJ system.... it says the u have commented 96 times on other people shit?!?!?!?!?! how in the world did u pull that off? i gotta know, between drooling all over henry and beating him like a little bitch! u must be able to control time jesus christ (fuck you dave) and to finish this off u were replied to 62 times.
well i hope u all enjoied my rant and its now time to disapear!!!
L8r fucknutz!!!
p.s. nick be careful what u wish for...teehee
p.p.s. nick loves sheep!!! and goats on fridays
p.p.s.s. henry's gay and fat!!
p.p.p.s.s. bush sucks ass!!!
die