needed updates on the events of my life
i have decided to update you all on the events of my life, not that anything incredible has happened. im just SO freaking important that even the more mundane aspects of my hawaiian ninja life seem earth shattering in importance when compared to your trivial little lives. i have decided to comunicate the events through lists because i am scared that if i tried to communicate through any other method your puny untrained minds would fail to grasp the many subtleties and would be unable to separate the important from the unimportant.
1.my job rocks...i love the place, the people, and the employee discount
2.i have decided that when i get tired of being JUST a ninja i might take up emporer of the world...on the side
3.my shorts are having trouble staying up today, they ride just slightly to low for comfort
4.im starting to move into my new place, its sweet
5.my boxers have black and white horizontal stripes
6.dario left...shitty
7.i bought anothe pair of smartwool mountaineering socks. they rock
8.the couch in my basement is gone. we sold it...along with the rest of the house. wemove within the month. i will move out before my parents because moving to two different places at the same time would suck
9.i want to climb a mountain...SOON. preferably a technicaly challenging one.
10.ball lock caribiners are retarded...like matt only more so (college boy. you think your so good, WELL WAIT UNTIL I SHOW UP AND NINJA YER ASS WITH A DEAD PIG. BITCH!!!)
11.i decided that ninja is in fact a verb as well as a noun.
12.if i were a monster...id probably be dracuala...hes so classy and i own a tux therefore i too am classy
1.my job rocks...i love the place, the people, and the employee discount
2.i have decided that when i get tired of being JUST a ninja i might take up emporer of the world...on the side
3.my shorts are having trouble staying up today, they ride just slightly to low for comfort
4.im starting to move into my new place, its sweet
5.my boxers have black and white horizontal stripes
6.dario left...shitty
7.i bought anothe pair of smartwool mountaineering socks. they rock
8.the couch in my basement is gone. we sold it...along with the rest of the house. wemove within the month. i will move out before my parents because moving to two different places at the same time would suck
9.i want to climb a mountain...SOON. preferably a technicaly challenging one.
10.ball lock caribiners are retarded...like matt only more so (college boy. you think your so good, WELL WAIT UNTIL I SHOW UP AND NINJA YER ASS WITH A DEAD PIG. BITCH!!!)
11.i decided that ninja is in fact a verb as well as a noun.
12.if i were a monster...id probably be dracuala...hes so classy and i own a tux therefore i too am classy