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Things I learned in Gatlinburg:
1.) Vixen Rd. is BAD
2.) If Brandon and Megan get married, they would want to be "Mr. and Mrs. Bears", not Mr. and Mrs. Herald
3.) It's SEVERE-ville, not "sevur-ville" (you WILL get made fun of if you don't pronounce it right!)
4.) Pat is extremely annoying on long car rides.
5.) When your cabin starts to become engulfed in shit, get the fuck out.
6.) Krystal Burger is... good!
7.) Texas Roadhouse closes at 10 on weekdays.
8.) You'll get nasty looks if you put syrup in your grits.
9.) Megan can't get enough pictures (but we already knew that).
10.) Jimmy poos THREE times a day.
11.) Don't stuff 6 people in a 4-person hot tub, esp. if they're "big and fat" -- thanks Candice!
12.) You can't stuff 28 logs in a fireplace, light them with matches, and expect them to keep ablaze =)
13.) Candice likes to take it from behind.. with an old blown up condom that is ULTRA-durable. I swear that thing wouldn't break if a boulder rolled over it, then an elephant laid on it for a nap.
14.) Bad drivers are "piece of fucks".
15.) New vocabulary: Twat butter, SOA (stretched out anus), PMPM (poop-mouth, poop-mouth)
16.) Jimmy and Pat suck at board games.
17.) Blaine's Grille has THE best burgers in town!!!
18.) Hot coals burn plastic garbage bags.
19.) Cobbly Knob is apparently pronounced "Cobbelty Knobbly"
20.) None of us agree on political/religious issues, but that's what makes us fun and good for each other!!!
1.) Vixen Rd. is BAD
2.) If Brandon and Megan get married, they would want to be "Mr. and Mrs. Bears", not Mr. and Mrs. Herald
3.) It's SEVERE-ville, not "sevur-ville" (you WILL get made fun of if you don't pronounce it right!)
4.) Pat is extremely annoying on long car rides.
5.) When your cabin starts to become engulfed in shit, get the fuck out.
6.) Krystal Burger is... good!
7.) Texas Roadhouse closes at 10 on weekdays.
8.) You'll get nasty looks if you put syrup in your grits.
9.) Megan can't get enough pictures (but we already knew that).
10.) Jimmy poos THREE times a day.
11.) Don't stuff 6 people in a 4-person hot tub, esp. if they're "big and fat" -- thanks Candice!
12.) You can't stuff 28 logs in a fireplace, light them with matches, and expect them to keep ablaze =)
13.) Candice likes to take it from behind.. with an old blown up condom that is ULTRA-durable. I swear that thing wouldn't break if a boulder rolled over it, then an elephant laid on it for a nap.
14.) Bad drivers are "piece of fucks".
15.) New vocabulary: Twat butter, SOA (stretched out anus), PMPM (poop-mouth, poop-mouth)
16.) Jimmy and Pat suck at board games.
17.) Blaine's Grille has THE best burgers in town!!!
18.) Hot coals burn plastic garbage bags.
19.) Cobbly Knob is apparently pronounced "Cobbelty Knobbly"
20.) None of us agree on political/religious issues, but that's what makes us fun and good for each other!!!