YOU WILL NOT DANCE. THIS IS NOT FOOTLOOSE!
EVEN IF THIS WAS NOT A LAW, WHICH IT IS, I'M AFRAID. I WOULD HAVE A LOT OF DIFFICULTY ENDORSING AN ENTERPRISE WHICH IS AS FRAUGHT WITH GENUINE PERIL AS I BELIEVE THIS ONE TO BE. BESIDES THE LIQUOR AND THE DRUGS WHICH ALWAYS SEEM TO ACCOMPANY SUCH AN EVENT, THE THING THAT DISTRESSES ME EVEN MORE, MARYANNE, IS THE SPIRITUAL CORRUPTION THAT CAN BE INVOLVED. THESE DANCES AND THIS KIND OF MUSIC CAN BE DESTRUCTIVE, AND, UH, MARYANNE, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GOING TO FIND MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN OUR COMMUNITY ARE GONNA AGREE WITH ME ON THIS.