got this from my myspace it is so funny!
wal-mart diet......omg this is so funny ...a must read
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart for
my dog, Roxy the wonder dog.
I was about to check out when a woman
behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think, that I had an
elephant? So since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that
no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again;
although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last
time.
On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened
in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect
diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that
the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me.
I told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart for
my dog, Roxy the wonder dog.
I was about to check out when a woman
behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think, that I had an
elephant? So since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that
no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again;
although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last
time.
On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened
in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect
diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that
the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me.
I told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore