Chain of thoughts
Ooooh I had the most awesome dream ever! It was valentines day (WTF? I NEVER celebrate that day for brainless cattle! Ever! it's a day that forces us to do stuff that should be spontaneous and turns it into being fake and quite frankly completely UNromantic) and I got a life size chocolate Johnny Depp. Seriously! And I ate his penis! How cool is that! Well... Not exactly sure where that came from but my dreams are pretty bizarre lately (legless mummies chasing me and stuff). IT could mean that I've watched Sweeney Todd one time too many. It could be the lack of chocolate. It could be me talking about how I hope my flatmates penis falls off (for those of you who keep asking me about him ALL the time, yeah he lives, I can hear him playing guitar but I think his girlfriend is gone now). Or it could be the fact that I finally made myself watch the whole "The Mudge Boy" movie - my God, it's so depressing.
No hot water at Chandos. We're currently using a kettle to wash our hair... Not the most comfortable way to shower, I'm sure, and I had a VERY unpleasant surprise the first time I noticed there was no hot water (I think the whole North Campus heard me scream) but hey! I'm an archaeologist! I survived two weeks of digs with that stupid shower shack that only had either boiling hot or freezing cold water. This is nothing. Plus I'm sure Indiana Jones (or Mike Parker Pearson) never bathed anyway :P And speaking of, I was quite disappointed with the new trailer...am still looking forward to the new movie tho.
Aaaand I've also seen the trailer for "The other Boleyn Girl". So many historical inaccuracies in such a short trailer - I'm amazed. And yeah yeah I know it's historical FICTION but I just can't help myself to notice how silly some things were made. I still want to see it tho. I want to see Natalie Portman make Scarlett 'frog eyes' Ho-hansson look like a waste of air that she is. And woah at Eric Bana as Henry? Hm... not too sure about that but if they could cast Jonathan Rhys Meyers (don't get me wrong I like him but not quite in this role) and his 'I will rape you and then suck your soul out' eyes as Henry VIII, then why not Bana?
I was gonna do a long whine about how utterly stupid girls can be with their 'you bought me flowers of a wrong colour!' and 'like oh my God, her shoe laces like totally don't match her hair clip' but now I want to buy a staple gun and shoot all the guys in the balls so I suppose I'm just gonna say that we're all screwed up.
Oooooh I feel the sudden NEED to do some dissertation work. Oi did you know Alexander had eyes of two different colours? One was brown and the other was grey-ish blue! Be amazed!
Oh yeah! And in one month at this time, I'll be going home!!!