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Jun 10, 2005 08:24

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I watched "NOOOller coaster" for the first time last night, and the first thing that popped into my head was: that's what hell is. Hell is waking up every single morning to the sound of Darth Vader screaming NOOO at the top of his lungs, on loop, for eternity. Hell is the unshakable feeling of being at a crowded amusement park on a hot day, every day, forever. And no matter which direction you look, as far as your eye can see, there are an infinite number of people being subjected to the exact same punishment as you, and there's nothing better for you to do than to watch them being tortured every single second of every single day. And every time you start going up the loop, you face the sky and catch a little glimpse of Heaven and are reminded of the fact that you're not there because you're too busy sitting next to Darth Vader. Screaming NOOOO. Forever.

Hell is NOOOller coaster.

On that uplifting note, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CARMAN!

Everyone should tune into www.UCLARadio.com today from 4 to 6pm. It's out last show of the quarter, it's Carman's birthday, and we're giving away free Futurehead tickets.

For now I have to finish my essay. Then I have to write some more essays.
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