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Dreams
o1. I was staying over Anthony’s house and I went to go to the bathroom to put in my special contacts that my doctor said it would help me have better vision. So I open my case and the contact was about an inch wide and had a hole in the center of it about the size of an eraser and it was about a centimeter thick. So I attempted to out them in my eyes but when I went to blink it came flying out of my eye and I just gave up and I put my regular ones on. Then I go to open the door and I find Bryan and Anthony running around the apartment like chickens trying to find something that they couldn’t find. I just stood at the door and watched them fling things in the air and sliding to and fro
o2. My English teacher Ms. Soback was putting on her first play and all her English students had to go. She said it was for extra credit but it really wasn’t. But any who she tells us that we are going to be in it and the shows are at seven and eight o’clock on a Saturday and we all look at her like what the fuck. Then my dream drifts off and then Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro and two drag queens. The four of them rented out a cute little cottage but it had blue tarps over the windows and doors. So one morning Robert DeNiro was smoking a cigarette and he was getting angry because he heard one of the drag queens screaming and a something being thrown. So he walks into the house and Ben Stiller is banging a raw chicken against one of the glass doors and the drag queen screams after the chicken it hit up against the door. DeNiro starts cursing and then leaves.
o3. I was sitting at the kitchen table with my sister and we were talking. For some reason Morgan was really tan and she had a skin disease vitiligo, and I just couldn’t stop staring at it. She kept mumbling on and on to my mom and then I just blurt out “Morgan you really should get a fucking boob job cause then maybe you’d be prettier and guys would like you” and she looks at me like what the fuck. And then we get into a huge argument and I just sat there laughing.
o4. One night me, Trish, and Keith were hanging out and we decided to go bowling but once we got there we decided we wanted to go to the city but figured there would be no bus to take us home, so we just went bowling and planned to go another day. Then the next day I have to go to a party and I was turning down my street and I see everyone in tuxes and prom dresses trying to promote prom. Then I kept driving and went to my event and I was meeting this black girl who was really pretty and all of a sudden everything changes were I’m back into the bowling alley and I’m 14 and playing a little arcade game. Then I see this girl Lily who is a big slut macking on this white guy and this tiny tough black guy comes over and said “Lily, Ricky is going to kill the both of you” then the guy runs away and he comes back with a gang and everyone starts bolting in every direction. Ricky is walking with a paddle ball game in his hand and has clown face paint on and then starts beating the shit out of the guy, I hide behind a crane game and then slip into this bathroom which looked a gas station on and I had on top of the stalls. Ricky and the tiny guy bolt into the bathroom and says “You got 5 seconds to get out of here” then shoots his guy. Mean while there were 2 other girls in the bathroom besides me and I thought I had invisibility powers and start moving across the stalls as they came further and further in the bathroom. Then the guy shoots his guy it hits me in the neck and then fires again and then my trachea comes out of my neck and he fires the last shoot into my chest and I fall into one of the stalls. The tiny guys busts open the door and rips off my pants and starts raping me and Ricky is sitting jerking himself off in the corner then the guy start butt fucking me and Ricky makes me give him a blow off with shit on his dick.
o5. My sister finds this number and asks me to call it so I call it and it turns out to be a guys number and I was eligible to go on a dating show with him and I end up winning and getting married to the guy.
o6. One day after school I was throwing a huge pool party at my math teacher’s house, Mrs. Ugelow, and I didn’t even ask her but she was fine with it for some reason. For the whole night she ended up eating Campbell’s soup and watched us get drunk.
o7. I was in art class painting and then my Spanish teacher, Mrs. Stelzner, pulls me out of class along with three other people and takes us to a Janitor’s closet and reveals she has all the names of the serial killers on a cassette that she has and starts to play them. Then my dream turns out that I’m watching tv but I’m also in the show that I’m watching. So I was in an abandon house where there were 2 black guys. One was holidng the other guy hostage and had his arm in a bloody sling and the other guy was a serial killer with his nose cut off and had a look of I want to kill you on his face. And the guy was trying to do an interview about the serial killer and the killer just leap onto the guy and the two start running about the house and scratching the shit out of each other and both almost bleed to death.
o1. I was staying over Anthony’s house and I went to go to the bathroom to put in my special contacts that my doctor said it would help me have better vision. So I open my case and the contact was about an inch wide and had a hole in the center of it about the size of an eraser and it was about a centimeter thick. So I attempted to out them in my eyes but when I went to blink it came flying out of my eye and I just gave up and I put my regular ones on. Then I go to open the door and I find Bryan and Anthony running around the apartment like chickens trying to find something that they couldn’t find. I just stood at the door and watched them fling things in the air and sliding to and fro
o2. My English teacher Ms. Soback was putting on her first play and all her English students had to go. She said it was for extra credit but it really wasn’t. But any who she tells us that we are going to be in it and the shows are at seven and eight o’clock on a Saturday and we all look at her like what the fuck. Then my dream drifts off and then Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro and two drag queens. The four of them rented out a cute little cottage but it had blue tarps over the windows and doors. So one morning Robert DeNiro was smoking a cigarette and he was getting angry because he heard one of the drag queens screaming and a something being thrown. So he walks into the house and Ben Stiller is banging a raw chicken against one of the glass doors and the drag queen screams after the chicken it hit up against the door. DeNiro starts cursing and then leaves.
o3. I was sitting at the kitchen table with my sister and we were talking. For some reason Morgan was really tan and she had a skin disease vitiligo, and I just couldn’t stop staring at it. She kept mumbling on and on to my mom and then I just blurt out “Morgan you really should get a fucking boob job cause then maybe you’d be prettier and guys would like you” and she looks at me like what the fuck. And then we get into a huge argument and I just sat there laughing.
o4. One night me, Trish, and Keith were hanging out and we decided to go bowling but once we got there we decided we wanted to go to the city but figured there would be no bus to take us home, so we just went bowling and planned to go another day. Then the next day I have to go to a party and I was turning down my street and I see everyone in tuxes and prom dresses trying to promote prom. Then I kept driving and went to my event and I was meeting this black girl who was really pretty and all of a sudden everything changes were I’m back into the bowling alley and I’m 14 and playing a little arcade game. Then I see this girl Lily who is a big slut macking on this white guy and this tiny tough black guy comes over and said “Lily, Ricky is going to kill the both of you” then the guy runs away and he comes back with a gang and everyone starts bolting in every direction. Ricky is walking with a paddle ball game in his hand and has clown face paint on and then starts beating the shit out of the guy, I hide behind a crane game and then slip into this bathroom which looked a gas station on and I had on top of the stalls. Ricky and the tiny guy bolt into the bathroom and says “You got 5 seconds to get out of here” then shoots his guy. Mean while there were 2 other girls in the bathroom besides me and I thought I had invisibility powers and start moving across the stalls as they came further and further in the bathroom. Then the guy shoots his guy it hits me in the neck and then fires again and then my trachea comes out of my neck and he fires the last shoot into my chest and I fall into one of the stalls. The tiny guys busts open the door and rips off my pants and starts raping me and Ricky is sitting jerking himself off in the corner then the guy start butt fucking me and Ricky makes me give him a blow off with shit on his dick.
o5. My sister finds this number and asks me to call it so I call it and it turns out to be a guys number and I was eligible to go on a dating show with him and I end up winning and getting married to the guy.
o6. One day after school I was throwing a huge pool party at my math teacher’s house, Mrs. Ugelow, and I didn’t even ask her but she was fine with it for some reason. For the whole night she ended up eating Campbell’s soup and watched us get drunk.
o7. I was in art class painting and then my Spanish teacher, Mrs. Stelzner, pulls me out of class along with three other people and takes us to a Janitor’s closet and reveals she has all the names of the serial killers on a cassette that she has and starts to play them. Then my dream turns out that I’m watching tv but I’m also in the show that I’m watching. So I was in an abandon house where there were 2 black guys. One was holidng the other guy hostage and had his arm in a bloody sling and the other guy was a serial killer with his nose cut off and had a look of I want to kill you on his face. And the guy was trying to do an interview about the serial killer and the killer just leap onto the guy and the two start running about the house and scratching the shit out of each other and both almost bleed to death.