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May 31, 2007 06:29

weirddddd

last night i had two dreams

No 1.) i was driving to school and i meet up with jess and ashley in the hallway and we are chatting it up and what not. then suddenly i tigers starts coming down the hall way. i start looking at it like it was a kitten or something thinking "aw it's so cute". then jess and ashley look at it like "whatever" and keep having their conversation.

No. 2) i was an orphan and i was living off the streets. for awhile i was a teacher's helper in a dance studio with little kids and this one little girl fell in love with me. then the director of the studio kicked me out for something i don't remember. so then i was working at an ice cream shop with becca. wow was she a fucking bitch. it was first day at the shop and becca was teaching me some new things and these two cute guys come and one orders an icy with a request on custard on top. so becca put the icy in and i scooped the custard on top then i have it to him. then his friends asked me if i ever had the drink he was drinking and i said no and he told me to try it. turns out it was barf and i bunch of stuff mixed together and i spit it out all over the floor and everyone started laughing at me for falling for that trick. so the next week i quit that job and i was living out or some car i had and the two guys came back and stole it from me and as this was happening this new reporter was walking by and started filming and dropped her microphone and get the guys getting away. i grabbed the microphone and started describing the guys and whatnot and people were gathering from all over the place. then the little girl from the dance studio comes and i ask her  "am i stupid?" and she shook her head no. then the teacher that i assisted the dance class came and told me to op in her car and go home with her and apparently that's where i stayed for a while. 
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