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dream time
No. 1
i lived in a little beat up tonight and apparently i was dj from monster house and i'm hanging out with the red headed girl and chowder but chowder is skinny and lanky now. so we were all walking to our jobs; one was blueberry blueberry blueberry, another vanilla vanilla vanilla, another raspberry raspberry raspberry, and the last on was strawberry strawberry strawberry. i worked at raspberry and i walked into the door and all of a sudden jesus comes rising out of the ground he's behind a podium and all of a sudden the people rise into copper satin water and humming something. then jesus waves a long stick over the crowd and hears some woman say "no." then the "water" sinks and he picks up the woman and asks,
-"whats wrong?"
-- "when will be the next time i'm allowed to get married?"
-"no i next to get married now." and starts walking out the room. i think she wanted to reproduce to have an evil baby.
-- "well since your poor i guess i'll let you get married" she runs back in an says
-"to whom? "
everyone screamed "TO GOD, and you'll become a nun!". she ran out crying and i left to meet up with the red headed girl and chowder. we went to the old man's house to keep him company. he was getting new house across the street but something was wrong in his old house and the town started building him a new house. we walk across the street and he looks over the hedge to see if "Bat Boy" was there. it was this 11 yr old boy that wore a purple shirt, jeans, cons, and a blue hat that carried a bat a swung it at people. we run over to teh wooden frame house and start swing on it and we start screaming and kicking our legs and screaming "BAT BOY! BAT BOY!". bat boy starts walking and sits in this little gully in the snow and rips out a bat and starts hitting his swing set. then i scream ,"BAT BOY! SWING BOY! BAT BOY! SWING BOY!"
No. 2
i get driven to school and there started to do a check because there was something that went wrong . so when i walked into school i got my height done and the women says," shes too short" so i walk past everything and signed my name on a clipboard and some girl named Kacie asked,
"why didn't you get checked for tattoos?"
"because the women told me i was too short and to go"
so i signed my name and sat in the cafeteria until homeroom and went to classes. everything was normal and went smoothly but i happened to stay after and i didn't have a ride home so mr.juska took me home. but he wanted to stop home first so we are driving and see max in his pick up truck cutting us off and we turned into his development and his neighborhood looked like every house was a character from beauty and the beast. so we get to his house and his house looks like mrs. potts. and he wife comes down showing her boobs to him because she got a bruise on them. she hops in the car along with his brother and leaves their daughter inside. so he's taking me home and it was 11:30 at night and there was a black cat passing straight across the car into my driveway and he drove past my house and i look at the mail box and i say, "turn around you missed my house and there something on my mailbox." so i get out of the car and on one side it says "I <3 to Barf " the other says "I like to coddled bubbles" and the front flappy thing said "i scrap meat <3". i started hysterical crying and i called the school and told them what happened to the mail box and i think it was he kid who did the thing in school.
No. 1
i lived in a little beat up tonight and apparently i was dj from monster house and i'm hanging out with the red headed girl and chowder but chowder is skinny and lanky now. so we were all walking to our jobs; one was blueberry blueberry blueberry, another vanilla vanilla vanilla, another raspberry raspberry raspberry, and the last on was strawberry strawberry strawberry. i worked at raspberry and i walked into the door and all of a sudden jesus comes rising out of the ground he's behind a podium and all of a sudden the people rise into copper satin water and humming something. then jesus waves a long stick over the crowd and hears some woman say "no." then the "water" sinks and he picks up the woman and asks,
-"whats wrong?"
-- "when will be the next time i'm allowed to get married?"
-"no i next to get married now." and starts walking out the room. i think she wanted to reproduce to have an evil baby.
-- "well since your poor i guess i'll let you get married" she runs back in an says
-"to whom? "
everyone screamed "TO GOD, and you'll become a nun!". she ran out crying and i left to meet up with the red headed girl and chowder. we went to the old man's house to keep him company. he was getting new house across the street but something was wrong in his old house and the town started building him a new house. we walk across the street and he looks over the hedge to see if "Bat Boy" was there. it was this 11 yr old boy that wore a purple shirt, jeans, cons, and a blue hat that carried a bat a swung it at people. we run over to teh wooden frame house and start swing on it and we start screaming and kicking our legs and screaming "BAT BOY! BAT BOY!". bat boy starts walking and sits in this little gully in the snow and rips out a bat and starts hitting his swing set. then i scream ,"BAT BOY! SWING BOY! BAT BOY! SWING BOY!"
No. 2
i get driven to school and there started to do a check because there was something that went wrong . so when i walked into school i got my height done and the women says," shes too short" so i walk past everything and signed my name on a clipboard and some girl named Kacie asked,
"why didn't you get checked for tattoos?"
"because the women told me i was too short and to go"
so i signed my name and sat in the cafeteria until homeroom and went to classes. everything was normal and went smoothly but i happened to stay after and i didn't have a ride home so mr.juska took me home. but he wanted to stop home first so we are driving and see max in his pick up truck cutting us off and we turned into his development and his neighborhood looked like every house was a character from beauty and the beast. so we get to his house and his house looks like mrs. potts. and he wife comes down showing her boobs to him because she got a bruise on them. she hops in the car along with his brother and leaves their daughter inside. so he's taking me home and it was 11:30 at night and there was a black cat passing straight across the car into my driveway and he drove past my house and i look at the mail box and i say, "turn around you missed my house and there something on my mailbox." so i get out of the car and on one side it says "I <3 to Barf " the other says "I like to coddled bubbles" and the front flappy thing said "i scrap meat <3". i started hysterical crying and i called the school and told them what happened to the mail box and i think it was he kid who did the thing in school.