All I wanted was to pass you by.
Q. What do you call a cow with a twitch? {Answer at the end of the entry.}
Saturday during the day I worked with Amy, Heather, and Jake. On the way home from work we had a lovely converstation about sex and orgasms. It was not only educational, but a real knee slapper. That night Mindy and I went to Katie's house and waited for Danille, Holly, and Dustin so we could go to Kate's birthday party. Holly wasn't allowed to go, so she vacated the area and we headed out on our merry way after waiting forever for Dustin. I had so much fun at Kate's. I saw a lot of my friends I hadn't seen in a long time like Brooke and Claire. Joe put me in a headlock, but I'm buff and I took him down on the driveway and made him skin his elbow. aaahahaha. I was proud..but I felt kinda bad... People started getting thrown in the pool and it was funny. Joe was trying to beat me up again..so I stupidly walked towards the pool to try and escape while I was in a headlock. So he picked me up because he thought he'd be cool and throw me in..but I wiggled free and landed on the ground. The next thing I knew I was being lifted by three guys(Joe, Jimmy, and Jeff). I threw my pelvis into the air and slammed myself into the ground to escape, but they grabbed me again. I accidently pinched Joe and kicked Jimmy when I was trying to wiggle free so they let me go. I was soo relieved. Mindy, Katie, Dustin, Danielle and I left around 12 and went back to Katie's...well, Dustin just dropped Katie off and then he left..but you get the point. We all just chilled and went to bed.
We woke up around 9 on Sunday and got ready for church. We went to church and then they all came to my house and I made pancakes and sausage. Mmmm! :o) They all left after breakfast and I cleaned up. My mom asked me to go to Staples with her..so I did. I came home and talked to Claire and we decided on a time to go to Chelsey's going away party. She and Brooke picked me up around 2 and we went on a mad hunt for Chelsey's aunts house. We found it and attacked Chelsey. I gave her the picture I colored for her and the silly letter. I was soo sad she was leaving. :( She, Brooke and I stole the Twizlers and rode around on the golf cart. Chelsey ran me into a bush and almost killed us..twice. I had to hang on for dear life because I was sitting on the back and Chelsey was a nut case. Around 4 they dropped me back off at my house and that night I hung out with other friends. :0)
Monday I worked.
Tuesday I worked.
Wednesday I worked. After work I got my hair cut and made plans with Amy and Tim. They both came over around 6:15. Amy was stupid and forgot Cranium so we had to go back to her house to get it. However, life isn't that simple. Tim wouldn't get in Amy's car so we fought for like 10 minutes trying to get him to get in her car. He just would not do it so he drove to Amy's and we were behind him. After we got the game.. we came back to my house. But once again life isn't that simple. Amy decided to make Tim mad..she drove in the middle of the road going like 15 mph. It was soo funny. Tim was such an angry person. We got back to my house and then left again and went to see Laura and Jacqui at Bids. We got some icecream and came back to my house. We watched Hercules. After Hercules we had a discussion about some things. Then, we went to Marathon because Amy wanted a polar drink? She got this huuge cup of this engery pop. It's basically Mountain Dew with 3 times the caffine. Let's just say Amy was dangerous. We got back to my house and I gave Amy and Tim German energy tablets..not like they needed it..but it was funny. Amy and I jammed to NSYNC and Michael Jackson while I watched Tim look very uncomfortable. It was rather humerous. Tim cut off the leg of Amy's beloved Doug Funnie keychain. She was very upset. They stayed until 11:30 while Tim made vulgar sculptures out of the Cranium playdoh. After they left I read a little bit until I fell asleep from either boredom or being tired. I'm thinking boredom from my book.
Today I worked with Amy and Mindy. After we were done mowing we had to go haul a very large amount of dirt for this kid..well, not really a kid because he was older than me..but he looked really young. He was cuuuute, but he's going to school to become a priest. When we were going to get our first load of dirt, the truck broke. The radiator hose broke and antifreeze was gushing out. It was wretched. This guy who worked there fixed it for us and we were on our merry way..sort of. It kept leaking, but we made all the trips we needed to okay. We had to take the truck back to Mindy's so her dad could look at it. I took Mindy and Amy back out to the barn. I followed Mindy back into town just for shits and giggles. We were on High St. and this cop cut me off so he was in the middle of Mindy and I. I thought he was going to pull Mindy over for something..so she turned down Orchard St...the most random street in Wadsworth that serves no purpose because it's the size of my pinky. Soo, what does the cop do? Turns down that street and into the first driveway. He got out of the car and then right back in. It was creepy as all get out. I didn't know what had happeded at that point, so I went down Mindy's street to see if she got pulled over or no. She didn't so I went home and life was good. Holly came over around 7:30 and Katie came around 8:30. We went to Marathon and got icees that rocked, but now I feel sick. Then went came back to my house. We got sooo bored so we drove around doing nothing. Then, we went to Bids to see Jacqui and Amy. Holly and Katie left at 10 and that was that. I watched SVU because it's the best show ever created.
The end.
Joke answer...
A. BEEF JERKEY! hahahaha
Saturday during the day I worked with Amy, Heather, and Jake. On the way home from work we had a lovely converstation about sex and orgasms. It was not only educational, but a real knee slapper. That night Mindy and I went to Katie's house and waited for Danille, Holly, and Dustin so we could go to Kate's birthday party. Holly wasn't allowed to go, so she vacated the area and we headed out on our merry way after waiting forever for Dustin. I had so much fun at Kate's. I saw a lot of my friends I hadn't seen in a long time like Brooke and Claire. Joe put me in a headlock, but I'm buff and I took him down on the driveway and made him skin his elbow. aaahahaha. I was proud..but I felt kinda bad... People started getting thrown in the pool and it was funny. Joe was trying to beat me up again..so I stupidly walked towards the pool to try and escape while I was in a headlock. So he picked me up because he thought he'd be cool and throw me in..but I wiggled free and landed on the ground. The next thing I knew I was being lifted by three guys(Joe, Jimmy, and Jeff). I threw my pelvis into the air and slammed myself into the ground to escape, but they grabbed me again. I accidently pinched Joe and kicked Jimmy when I was trying to wiggle free so they let me go. I was soo relieved. Mindy, Katie, Dustin, Danielle and I left around 12 and went back to Katie's...well, Dustin just dropped Katie off and then he left..but you get the point. We all just chilled and went to bed.
We woke up around 9 on Sunday and got ready for church. We went to church and then they all came to my house and I made pancakes and sausage. Mmmm! :o) They all left after breakfast and I cleaned up. My mom asked me to go to Staples with her..so I did. I came home and talked to Claire and we decided on a time to go to Chelsey's going away party. She and Brooke picked me up around 2 and we went on a mad hunt for Chelsey's aunts house. We found it and attacked Chelsey. I gave her the picture I colored for her and the silly letter. I was soo sad she was leaving. :( She, Brooke and I stole the Twizlers and rode around on the golf cart. Chelsey ran me into a bush and almost killed us..twice. I had to hang on for dear life because I was sitting on the back and Chelsey was a nut case. Around 4 they dropped me back off at my house and that night I hung out with other friends. :0)
Monday I worked.
Tuesday I worked.
Wednesday I worked. After work I got my hair cut and made plans with Amy and Tim. They both came over around 6:15. Amy was stupid and forgot Cranium so we had to go back to her house to get it. However, life isn't that simple. Tim wouldn't get in Amy's car so we fought for like 10 minutes trying to get him to get in her car. He just would not do it so he drove to Amy's and we were behind him. After we got the game.. we came back to my house. But once again life isn't that simple. Amy decided to make Tim mad..she drove in the middle of the road going like 15 mph. It was soo funny. Tim was such an angry person. We got back to my house and then left again and went to see Laura and Jacqui at Bids. We got some icecream and came back to my house. We watched Hercules. After Hercules we had a discussion about some things. Then, we went to Marathon because Amy wanted a polar drink? She got this huuge cup of this engery pop. It's basically Mountain Dew with 3 times the caffine. Let's just say Amy was dangerous. We got back to my house and I gave Amy and Tim German energy tablets..not like they needed it..but it was funny. Amy and I jammed to NSYNC and Michael Jackson while I watched Tim look very uncomfortable. It was rather humerous. Tim cut off the leg of Amy's beloved Doug Funnie keychain. She was very upset. They stayed until 11:30 while Tim made vulgar sculptures out of the Cranium playdoh. After they left I read a little bit until I fell asleep from either boredom or being tired. I'm thinking boredom from my book.
Today I worked with Amy and Mindy. After we were done mowing we had to go haul a very large amount of dirt for this kid..well, not really a kid because he was older than me..but he looked really young. He was cuuuute, but he's going to school to become a priest. When we were going to get our first load of dirt, the truck broke. The radiator hose broke and antifreeze was gushing out. It was wretched. This guy who worked there fixed it for us and we were on our merry way..sort of. It kept leaking, but we made all the trips we needed to okay. We had to take the truck back to Mindy's so her dad could look at it. I took Mindy and Amy back out to the barn. I followed Mindy back into town just for shits and giggles. We were on High St. and this cop cut me off so he was in the middle of Mindy and I. I thought he was going to pull Mindy over for something..so she turned down Orchard St...the most random street in Wadsworth that serves no purpose because it's the size of my pinky. Soo, what does the cop do? Turns down that street and into the first driveway. He got out of the car and then right back in. It was creepy as all get out. I didn't know what had happeded at that point, so I went down Mindy's street to see if she got pulled over or no. She didn't so I went home and life was good. Holly came over around 7:30 and Katie came around 8:30. We went to Marathon and got icees that rocked, but now I feel sick. Then went came back to my house. We got sooo bored so we drove around doing nothing. Then, we went to Bids to see Jacqui and Amy. Holly and Katie left at 10 and that was that. I watched SVU because it's the best show ever created.
The end.
Joke answer...
A. BEEF JERKEY! hahahaha