Jan 09, 2004 23:23
mcuginiblwsgoats (11:16:26 PM): we have a new story
Taylor072489 (11:16:34 PM): yay!
Taylor072489 (11:16:37 PM): tell meeeeeeeeeeee
mcuginiblwsgoats (11:16:41 PM): it has a moral too!
Taylor072489 (11:16:47 PM): ok
mcuginiblwsgoats (11:16:54 PM): one time a homosexual hippopotomaus named Ishmeel was walking down the street
mcuginiblwsgoats (11:17:04 PM): suddenly he saw a red leaf and decided he wanted Jello
mcuginiblwsgoats (11:17:35 PM): he went to stop and shop but alas due to the changing leaves of the fall every homosexual around was craving jello like a pregnant woman does ice cream
mcuginiblwsgoats (11:18:15 PM): so he threw a total tempertantrum and ass raped all the cashiers with those really really long slim jims
mcuginiblwsgoats (11:19:12 PM): suddenly super midget came to save the day with her amazing ghetto powers and swedish...stuff
mcuginiblwsgoats (11:19:20 PM): she kicked major gay hippo ass
mcuginiblwsgoats (11:19:37 PM): and for once the hippopotomaus did not enjoy ha ving his bum touched
mcuginiblwsgoats (11:19:44 PM): THE END
mcuginiblwsgoats (11:19:51 PM): and the moral of the story is
Taylor072489 (11:19:52 PM): and the moral was....
mcuginiblwsgoats (11:20:39 PM): don't ass rape the cashiers at stop and shop with extra long slim jims no matter how bad you want jello, cuz super swedish ghetto midget molly will swoop down and kick your gay ass
Taylor072489 (11:20:58 PM): lmfao.. that is the funniest thing in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taylor072489 (11:21:07 PM): did you and molly just make this up?
mcuginiblwsgoats (11:21:16 PM): I did
Taylor072489 (11:21:34 PM): lmao
mcuginiblwsgoats (11:21:44 PM): I woke up came downstairs and went on the computer and said random story time to molly and babbled out that whole story off the top of my head