Dec 22, 2006 14:12
Stalked again, a rant by Tayliona.
dread_ is stalking Tayliona
dread_’s REAL name :
Hilma Spenser
dread_’s REAL DOB :
10th October 1975
Height :180 cm
Weight : 71.3 kg
dread_ has dreamt about you :
23 times
dread_ became interested in you :
19th May 2005
dread_’s latest dream about you
dread_ and Tayliona make passionate love on a condom strewn beach in Belgium to the sound of George Michael’s Careless Whisper playing in the distance.
This is how dread_ describes your relationship behind your back
‘We are just really good friends at the moment. I’d honestly cut off my arm to be with them though’
dread_’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
dread_ has a number of Tayliona’s old school books littered around their bedroom.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In a vain attempt to impress you dread_ walked into a piercing studio and got everything pierced including their nose, chin, genitals and lip.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
We’ll be together some day sweetheart. Until then here is part of my fucking tongue. Put it in the freezer. I might need it back someday.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
26 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Ah fuck it not again. Look dread_ you little bastard, get your fucking head out of my bin or else I’m phoning the cops. Right that’s fucking it! Hello police? Yes it’s dread_ again. The little shit-stirrer."
dread_’s Police File
Society will be much more dangerous if dread_ is free.
Testimonies about dread_
frunobulax - A hardened ex-crook
‘You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I’m becoming a recluse.’
doctor_j - Rotten heathen
‘How depressing. I feel sorry for Tayliona, it’s kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.'’
kevbo_ - Breastfeeder of Cats
‘Uncool and unhip dread_ is just plain shit!’
ljdjr - Worships the sun
‘I would not piss on dread_ if they were on fire.’