Welcome to High school
It's so nice to know that I'm paying 40,000 dollars a year to go to a higher form of High school. Today in my English class, we were discussing run-ons and this girl stands up and starts going on and on and on about how the teacher had marked on her essay that she had a run on, but she explained repeatedly that it was, in fact, meant to be a run on to prove a point.
You see, her essay was about Bad English, (which i thought was gonna be about the band! I was rudely disappointed!) and the run-on sentence in her essay was supposed to show the reader what a run on sentence was.
So I stand up, (bad idea Lautner) and proceed to say that "if the sentence was supposed to show the reader what a run on was, then why didn't it explain in the essay, after the sentence, that it was for example?" Because the sentence had nothing to do with run-ons. It had to do with using im speak in papers.
So she gets real upset and starts shouting at me like "Just cus you're Jacob Black doesn't give you the right to question shit!" and I'm standing there like--My name isn't Jacob Black. So when she's finished yelling, I very calmly state this fact. Girl bursts into tears and runs out.
Then after class she confronts me and is all "I don't appreciate you doing that to me" and I"m just like--doing what! I didn't do anything! But I just nodded my head and walked away. Chicks.
Future wife