its mother's day today. my little brother gave my mom this poem. picture my chub brother, with sunglasses and a beret, saying this with bongos
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excuse me sir or ma'am but nuts are anything but neat, you have to crack the shell open and it gets everywhere and you have to peel of the little skin thing around it unless youre one of those wierdos that likes eating the friggin skin WHO EATS PEANUT SKIN and then when you peel THAT shit off it gets everywhere too and by the time youre finished doing all this shit you realize youve gone through 5 minutes of torture for 1 fucking nut that wont sustain or nourish you in any way unless you dedicate hours of your life to attain any type of nourishment and by the time youre able to eat it youve used up more calories than the nut will give you which granted is healthy but if youre a health nut PUN INTENDED you shouldnt be eating peanuts in the first place because theyre all salty and shit and by the time you eat it the little bits of skin still somehow manage to get into your mouth and you spend more time/calories trying to get the fucking skin out of your mouth because if you swallow it you just KNOW it wont get all the way down and itll get stuck in your throat and youll be hacking up little bits of skin for the rest of the night ruining the rest of your meal NUTS ARE NOT NEAT SIR OR MA'AM WITH YOUR LITTLE NUT FETISH BLASDISHJGILJGOASIDAOSIEJ@!#!@j#op!@iaspdf(!*#
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