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so. my baby came to visit me this weekend. my friend let us borrow her car for the whole three days. bad idea amanda, bad idea.
we got pulled over on the way home from benihans cuz MY stupid ass threw a lit cigarette out the window. thats illegal? i did not know that. to make things worse...my bf, who was driving, doesnt have a liscene, or any form of identification, ANNDD he had to take a breathalizer test (after two shots of crown, one mai tai, and three shots of sake. but guess fuckin what. NO TICKET. NO JAIL. NO NOTTHINN. the gods were with us. the second night, we were driving and we straight up hit this parked motherfucking car on accident....i mean HIT it. can u say...hit and run? ok. anyways. whatever. the gods, as i said, were with us.
also, ive deicded i am going to become an alcohlic. my sisters ID is heaven sent.
its back to the hotel. my love is sitting on the bed waiting...hehHEHEHheheheheh bitches hehehee
we got pulled over on the way home from benihans cuz MY stupid ass threw a lit cigarette out the window. thats illegal? i did not know that. to make things worse...my bf, who was driving, doesnt have a liscene, or any form of identification, ANNDD he had to take a breathalizer test (after two shots of crown, one mai tai, and three shots of sake. but guess fuckin what. NO TICKET. NO JAIL. NO NOTTHINN. the gods were with us. the second night, we were driving and we straight up hit this parked motherfucking car on accident....i mean HIT it. can u say...hit and run? ok. anyways. whatever. the gods, as i said, were with us.
also, ive deicded i am going to become an alcohlic. my sisters ID is heaven sent.
its back to the hotel. my love is sitting on the bed waiting...hehHEHEHheheheheh bitches hehehee