Nothin, but a good time!
I got this off of Jennifer's Live Journal and found it quite entertaining.. So, thank you Jennifer! And also, I love surveys, so just send em to me! YAY!
HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: Only when our parents weren't in the room
2. Ran away: to my pimp's house, yes
3. Pictured your crush naked: too many times...
4. skipped school: everyday
5. Broken someone's heart: everyone who I don't ever call the next day
6. Been in love: with myself.. I mean.. what? ya, i love somebody
7. Cried when someone died: ya, but I got over it pretty fast
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: I want a boy's pee pee!
10. Done something embarrasing: does running around Santa Rosa naked count?
11. Done a drug: many times
12. Cried in school: no
WHICH IS BETTER
13. Coke or Pepsi: definatelty "coke"
14. Sprite or 7UP: 7 UP Yours
15. Girls or Guys: I love both! ooo baby baby
16. Flowers or Candy: I prefer candy, cuz u can lick it off
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: both!
18. Blondes or Brunettes: dont care!
19. Bitchy or Slutty: definately slutty
20. Tall or Short: either
21. Pants or Shorts: both off
22. Night or Day: night
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
23. What do you notice first: the size of their bulge
24. Last person you slow danced with: Nichole and Mackenzie with our 3-some freaky dance
25. Worst Question To Ask: Do you have protection??
THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: in a fountain for all to see
27. Stepped outside: like, 3 seconds ago
28. Had Sex: yesterday, and last night.. It was ooooooooooooooo sooo good (thanks babe ;)
29. Romantic memory: I dont like romance, I just like, "Here and now!"
RANDOMS
30. Your Good Luck Charm: condoms
31. Person You Hate Most: Your mom
32. Best Thing That Has Happened: I had sex in a confessional
33. On your desk: whip, leather g-string, dildo, "The New Book of Sex" and some JD
34. Picture on your desktop: Jenna Jameson
35. Color: a pretty rainbow
36. Movie: Good Will Humping
37. Artist: EMINEM!
38. Cars: Anything with a good back seat
39. Ice Cream: its all lickable, so what does it matter
40. Season: whatever the best mating season is
41. Breakfast Food: my lovers crotch, I mean.. what?
WHO
42. Makes you laugh the most: Vern, Keveen, Pat, Sandy Frink
43. Makes you smile: a naked person
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: whoever satisfies my needs at that moment
45. Has A Crush On You: everyone
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: I like Mackenzie at the moment
47. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: all of em
48. Gives you A Funny Feeling When You See Them: so many people.. i cant contain myself
DO YOU EVER
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call at night: no no no
50. Save MSN conversations: sometimes. only if the convo includes our drug meeting spot
51. Save E-mails: same as above
52. Forward secret E-mails: maybe...
53. Wish you were someone else: not exactly
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: I wish I was Ben Empey
56. Kiss: everyday
57. Cuddle: so sexy!
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: what, you think I dont have a life?
HAVE YOU EVER
59. Fallen for your best friend?: many times
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: yes...
61. Kissed two people in the same day?:yes, sorry guys
62. Had sex with two different people in the same day?: kinda.. yesterDAY was with Vern... Last night was with Pat... you decide
63. Been rejected: Hell NO!
64. Been in love?: INDEED
66. Used someone?: only for their lovin
67. Been used?: only for my lovin
68. Cheated on someone?: sorry...
69. Been cheated on?: no, whoever is with me, worships the ground I walk on
70. Been kissed?: every minute, of every day
71. Done something you regret?: no
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: Kevin
73. You talked to?: Ben
74. You hugged?: Vern
75. you instant messaged?: Pat
76. You kissed?: Sandy Frink
77. You yelled at?: my drug dealer
78. You thought about?: Keveen
79. Who text messaged you?: my pimp
80. Who broke your heart?: my last customer
81. Who told you they loved you?: Sandy, Pat, Vern, Kevin and Keveen
DO YOU...
82. Color your hair?: Yes
83. Have tattoos?: only ones you cant see ;)
84. Have piercings?: same as above
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: 5 at the moment
86. Own a webcam?: actually, yes!
87. Own a thong?: 666 pairs
88. Ever get off the damn computer? eventually
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: are u horny baby?
90. Habla espanol?: wee wee!
91. Quack?: no, i growl
HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
92. Stolen anything?: only condoms
93. Smoke?: after a good romp in the sac, u gotta have a cigarette
94. Schizophrenic?: no
95. Obsessive?: no
96. Compulsive?: no
97. Obsessive compulsive?: no
98. Panic?: when I get really escited
99. Anxiety?: no
100. Depressed?: never
HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: Only when our parents weren't in the room
2. Ran away: to my pimp's house, yes
3. Pictured your crush naked: too many times...
4. skipped school: everyday
5. Broken someone's heart: everyone who I don't ever call the next day
6. Been in love: with myself.. I mean.. what? ya, i love somebody
7. Cried when someone died: ya, but I got over it pretty fast
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: I want a boy's pee pee!
10. Done something embarrasing: does running around Santa Rosa naked count?
11. Done a drug: many times
12. Cried in school: no
WHICH IS BETTER
13. Coke or Pepsi: definatelty "coke"
14. Sprite or 7UP: 7 UP Yours
15. Girls or Guys: I love both! ooo baby baby
16. Flowers or Candy: I prefer candy, cuz u can lick it off
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: both!
18. Blondes or Brunettes: dont care!
19. Bitchy or Slutty: definately slutty
20. Tall or Short: either
21. Pants or Shorts: both off
22. Night or Day: night
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
23. What do you notice first: the size of their bulge
24. Last person you slow danced with: Nichole and Mackenzie with our 3-some freaky dance
25. Worst Question To Ask: Do you have protection??
THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: in a fountain for all to see
27. Stepped outside: like, 3 seconds ago
28. Had Sex: yesterday, and last night.. It was ooooooooooooooo sooo good (thanks babe ;)
29. Romantic memory: I dont like romance, I just like, "Here and now!"
RANDOMS
30. Your Good Luck Charm: condoms
31. Person You Hate Most: Your mom
32. Best Thing That Has Happened: I had sex in a confessional
33. On your desk: whip, leather g-string, dildo, "The New Book of Sex" and some JD
34. Picture on your desktop: Jenna Jameson
35. Color: a pretty rainbow
36. Movie: Good Will Humping
37. Artist: EMINEM!
38. Cars: Anything with a good back seat
39. Ice Cream: its all lickable, so what does it matter
40. Season: whatever the best mating season is
41. Breakfast Food: my lovers crotch, I mean.. what?
WHO
42. Makes you laugh the most: Vern, Keveen, Pat, Sandy Frink
43. Makes you smile: a naked person
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: whoever satisfies my needs at that moment
45. Has A Crush On You: everyone
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: I like Mackenzie at the moment
47. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: all of em
48. Gives you A Funny Feeling When You See Them: so many people.. i cant contain myself
DO YOU EVER
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call at night: no no no
50. Save MSN conversations: sometimes. only if the convo includes our drug meeting spot
51. Save E-mails: same as above
52. Forward secret E-mails: maybe...
53. Wish you were someone else: not exactly
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: I wish I was Ben Empey
56. Kiss: everyday
57. Cuddle: so sexy!
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: what, you think I dont have a life?
HAVE YOU EVER
59. Fallen for your best friend?: many times
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: yes...
61. Kissed two people in the same day?:yes, sorry guys
62. Had sex with two different people in the same day?: kinda.. yesterDAY was with Vern... Last night was with Pat... you decide
63. Been rejected: Hell NO!
64. Been in love?: INDEED
66. Used someone?: only for their lovin
67. Been used?: only for my lovin
68. Cheated on someone?: sorry...
69. Been cheated on?: no, whoever is with me, worships the ground I walk on
70. Been kissed?: every minute, of every day
71. Done something you regret?: no
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: Kevin
73. You talked to?: Ben
74. You hugged?: Vern
75. you instant messaged?: Pat
76. You kissed?: Sandy Frink
77. You yelled at?: my drug dealer
78. You thought about?: Keveen
79. Who text messaged you?: my pimp
80. Who broke your heart?: my last customer
81. Who told you they loved you?: Sandy, Pat, Vern, Kevin and Keveen
DO YOU...
82. Color your hair?: Yes
83. Have tattoos?: only ones you cant see ;)
84. Have piercings?: same as above
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: 5 at the moment
86. Own a webcam?: actually, yes!
87. Own a thong?: 666 pairs
88. Ever get off the damn computer? eventually
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: are u horny baby?
90. Habla espanol?: wee wee!
91. Quack?: no, i growl
HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
92. Stolen anything?: only condoms
93. Smoke?: after a good romp in the sac, u gotta have a cigarette
94. Schizophrenic?: no
95. Obsessive?: no
96. Compulsive?: no
97. Obsessive compulsive?: no
98. Panic?: when I get really escited
99. Anxiety?: no
100. Depressed?: never