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xOtAy124Ox: hahah wow my family is starting to catch onto me
Odd Ball TM1015: ok wat is it
xOtAy124Ox: ok
xOtAy124Ox: well..we're sitting at my table, and randomly my mom askes me...tahlor, have you had sex...and im like no mom ewe, i dont do that
xOtAy124Ox: but like a smile came to my face cuz my dad was looking at me weird
xOtAy124Ox: and she's like...honey i think she does, "tahlor, you know how diseases are spread dont you" im like yes mom
xOtAy124Ox: im like unprotected sex
xOtAy124Ox: and shes like yes, but there are other forms of sex
xOtAy124Ox: im like yes mom i know, oral intercourse and anal
Odd Ball TM1015: lol
Odd Ball TM1015: lol
xOtAy124Ox: and then my dad was like what about manual im like 'what like two to the pink, one to the stink?'
xOtAy124Ox: and then they were just like ok....i think you do, please, help us put the dishes away honey
xOtAy124Ox: hahahhaa
wow i need to stop while im ahead sometimes
and then mikes:
Mike32316: wow ur birds and bees talk with your perents when u were younger must have been interesting
xOtAy124Ox: i never got it
Mike32316: "tahlor do you know what DP is"
Mike32316: u didnt
Mike32316: oh lol
Mike32316: come to think of it
Mike32316: i dont think i did either
Mike32316: i just started looking at porn
xOtAy124Ox: hahah whats one route to go
wow
Odd Ball TM1015: ok wat is it
xOtAy124Ox: ok
xOtAy124Ox: well..we're sitting at my table, and randomly my mom askes me...tahlor, have you had sex...and im like no mom ewe, i dont do that
xOtAy124Ox: but like a smile came to my face cuz my dad was looking at me weird
xOtAy124Ox: and she's like...honey i think she does, "tahlor, you know how diseases are spread dont you" im like yes mom
xOtAy124Ox: im like unprotected sex
xOtAy124Ox: and shes like yes, but there are other forms of sex
xOtAy124Ox: im like yes mom i know, oral intercourse and anal
Odd Ball TM1015: lol
Odd Ball TM1015: lol
xOtAy124Ox: and then my dad was like what about manual im like 'what like two to the pink, one to the stink?'
xOtAy124Ox: and then they were just like ok....i think you do, please, help us put the dishes away honey
xOtAy124Ox: hahahhaa
wow i need to stop while im ahead sometimes
and then mikes:
Mike32316: wow ur birds and bees talk with your perents when u were younger must have been interesting
xOtAy124Ox: i never got it
Mike32316: "tahlor do you know what DP is"
Mike32316: u didnt
Mike32316: oh lol
Mike32316: come to think of it
Mike32316: i dont think i did either
Mike32316: i just started looking at porn
xOtAy124Ox: hahah whats one route to go
wow