A. NAME: Dorothea Qiang Langwe-Tam B. ZODIAC/HOGWARTS: Year of the Boar, Gemini (June 3, the Day of Fluent Expression), Ravenclaw C. CIRCUMSTANCES OF CONCEPTION: That time Glitch got glitched into Ambrose again, and also de-aged to like 19. Upon hearing about his future he goes "hell no" re: not having kids and asks River (who has taken Glitch on as a lab partner so he doesn't blow anything up again) if she'd be willing to contribute some DNA. FOR WHATEVER REASON she consents, and little Dorothea gestates in a nifty (if slightly steampunky) alien incubator. Glitch is intensely disturbed by all of this but embraces fatherhood nevertheless. D. PB: Emmy Rossum but with wilder hair. E. Random Facts: 1. Lives in a library. Like, she cleared out space on a shelf and sleeps there. 2. More or less raised by Aunties DG and Inara but is ridic protective of her genetic parents. 3. Possibly the most deadly non-supernatual critter in Taxon.
Improbable Bat/Mordred SpawnobscuronoctisFebruary 19 2010, 02:46:52 UTC
A. Name: Thomas Anthony Wayne (BAW) B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: idk anything about Zodiac signs so uhm SLYTHERIN. ambition and being kind of shady, okay. C. Circumstances of Conception: In DC comics-land, all manner of gods in every known pantheon and every mythical figure is real and immortal and ALWAYS UP TO SOME ANNOYING SHIT where Wonder Woman or somebody has to go knock Merlin's teeth out or something, anyway, so this happens, and Batman and Mordred have to SAVE THE WORLD except in their dark despair in Niflheim, Bruce pisses off a Valkyrie by refusing to sleep with her, so she curses his boytoy Mordred to carry his child in her stead. D. PB/Appearance: Thomas Dekker since I am watching that Terminator TV show right now. He's short. E. Three Random Facts:1: Despite carrying the family name, Bruce doesn't have much to do with his magic mpreg babby because it was made by magic and magic honestly kind of pisses him off. Hence being at Hogwarts apparently
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B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House Ravenclaw & Hufflepuff: far too smart for her own good and when something doesn't come to her easily, she's willing to work for it. FEAR HER. She's not ambitious enough for Slytherin and not quite foolhardy/reckless for Gryffindor.
C. Circumstances of Conception There was flirting. Penelope was designing men's clothes and, Hermes is, in fact, a man. During a trial run of the new line, his inseam needed measuring. The only way he'd suffer that indignity was to return the favour.
D. PB/Appearance Petite, sandy blonde hair, HUEG hazel eyes.
E. Three Random Facts 1. She has an uncanny knack for repairing anything mechanical. 2. Her favourite food is strawberries. 3. For ~mysterious reasons~, dogs seem to understand her and do what she asks.
surely I have already written thissibredenFebruary 19 2010, 17:04:26 UTC
A. Gwenllian ("Bloody Welsh." "Quiet, you wee bastard.") Mary Keel Llywelyn McHorrors depends on the day, probably B. Hawthorn C. Enfys = still the nerdiest starfucker ever. D. ...you know what, I give up, I'mma go with Katie McGrath, like so. Maybe the aliens haven't quite got the hang of combining DNA yet and have to reuse their templates, idk.
E1. Collects bottlecaps. This is actually moderately challenging in Taxon! E2. Would love to be able to get away with everything Enfys does -- fibs, leggings, self-delusion, breaking people over her knee -- but sadly is pretty much average. Although charming, because with parents like these, charisma out your ears is a given. E3. Fond of Mordred but does her level best to pretend that he's just some guy Mum knows. (See above re: fibs and self-delusion.)
you did a girl so i will do a boy :3meanwhilebackFebruary 19 2010, 03:29:20 UTC
A. Name: Christopher Ignatious Lane (Penny likes I-names.) B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Gemini. Probably a Hufflepuff! C. Circumstances of Conception: Pouring out libations for Hermes is kind of dangerous, because Penny is always tempted to do that "One for you, One for me" thing. Eventually she's doing shots with the crossroads, and you don't have to be totally familiar with Hermes to know that's not gonna end well. In this case, it ends with a babby being formed. D. PB/Appearance: Blonde hair, ginormous brown eyes, tops out at about 5'8"! E. Three Random Facts: 1. Surprisingly fond of tennis! 2. Builds model trains in his spare time. 3. Speaks sixteen languages, and despite both his parents, considers his first language to be Esperanto.
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B. ZODIAC/HOGWARTS: Year of the Boar, Gemini (June 3, the Day of Fluent Expression), Ravenclaw
C. CIRCUMSTANCES OF CONCEPTION: That time Glitch got glitched into Ambrose again, and also de-aged to like 19. Upon hearing about his future he goes "hell no" re: not having kids and asks River (who has taken Glitch on as a lab partner so he doesn't blow anything up again) if she'd be willing to contribute some DNA. FOR WHATEVER REASON she consents, and little Dorothea gestates in a nifty (if slightly steampunky) alien incubator. Glitch is intensely disturbed by all of this but embraces fatherhood nevertheless.
D. PB: Emmy Rossum but with wilder hair.
E. Random Facts:
1. Lives in a library. Like, she cleared out space on a shelf and sleeps there.
2. More or less raised by Aunties DG and Inara but is ridic protective of her genetic parents.
3. Possibly the most deadly non-supernatual critter in Taxon.
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wow that was weird, coming from this account.
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B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: idk anything about Zodiac signs so uhm SLYTHERIN. ambition and being kind of shady, okay.
C. Circumstances of Conception: In DC comics-land, all manner of gods in every known pantheon and every mythical figure is real and immortal and ALWAYS UP TO SOME ANNOYING SHIT where Wonder Woman or somebody has to go knock Merlin's teeth out or something, anyway, so this happens, and Batman and Mordred have to SAVE THE WORLD except in their dark despair in Niflheim, Bruce pisses off a Valkyrie by refusing to sleep with her, so she curses his boytoy Mordred to carry his child in her stead.
D. PB/Appearance: Thomas Dekker since I am watching that Terminator TV show right now. He's short.
E. Three Random Facts:1: Despite carrying the family name, Bruce doesn't have much to do with his magic mpreg babby because it was made by magic and magic honestly kind of pisses him off. Hence being at Hogwarts apparently ( ... )
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Hermes is why babby is formed.
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B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House Ravenclaw & Hufflepuff: far too smart for her own good and when something doesn't come to her easily, she's willing to work for it. FEAR HER. She's not ambitious enough for Slytherin and not quite foolhardy/reckless for Gryffindor.
C. Circumstances of Conception There was flirting. Penelope was designing men's clothes and, Hermes is, in fact, a man. During a trial run of the new line, his inseam needed measuring. The only way he'd suffer that indignity was to return the favour.
D. PB/Appearance Petite, sandy blonde hair, HUEG hazel eyes.
E. Three Random Facts
1. She has an uncanny knack for repairing anything mechanical.
2. Her favourite food is strawberries.
3. For ~mysterious reasons~, dogs seem to understand her and do what she asks.
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B. Hawthorn
C. Enfys = still the nerdiest starfucker ever.
D. ...you know what, I give up, I'mma go with Katie McGrath, like so. Maybe the aliens haven't quite got the hang of combining DNA yet and have to reuse their templates, idk.
E1. Collects bottlecaps. This is actually moderately challenging in Taxon!
E2. Would love to be able to get away with everything Enfys does -- fibs, leggings, self-delusion, breaking people over her knee -- but sadly is pretty much average. Although charming, because with parents like these, charisma out your ears is a given.
E3. Fond of Mordred but does her level best to pretend that he's just some guy Mum knows. (See above re: fibs and self-delusion.)
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"That is how babby is formed."
(lol only ~ladies~ really know Penelope yet, whatevs)
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B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Gemini. Probably a Hufflepuff!
C. Circumstances of Conception: Pouring out libations for Hermes is kind of dangerous, because Penny is always tempted to do that "One for you, One for me" thing. Eventually she's doing shots with the crossroads, and you don't have to be totally familiar with Hermes to know that's not gonna end well. In this case, it ends with a babby being formed.
D. PB/Appearance: Blonde hair, ginormous brown eyes, tops out at about 5'8"!
E. Three Random Facts: 1. Surprisingly fond of tennis!
2. Builds model trains in his spare time.
3. Speaks sixteen languages, and despite both his parents, considers his first language to be Esperanto.
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...and be a fairly absent father but that's for the best.
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