"So... that's a whisky, two strawberry daquiris, and... a diet coke. Got it. Be right back!" She can feel the smile stretching her skin tight, trying to keep the level of cheer expected by The Powers that Be... in this case, the guys running the place. This polyester renaissance horror show that is her job right now, it manages to pay the bills
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"Sorry. I'm Dwight. This? Is the worst Trouble you're in for. Welcome to Taxon."
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No one, it seems, is very threatened by a brandished order pad.
"If a cold metal room is my worst trouble, the rest should be all sunshine and puppies, right?" The was all coming from the tablet, and as Buffy edges towards it she can see the glow emanating from the screen.
"Hello... Dwight." She should at least be marginally friendly, right?
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He scratches the mane of hair, though, more because it gives him a minute to look decidedly less uncomfortable than he already is. He briefly contemplates the blond coming from ancient roman times or something of the sort--it's the clothing--but the cynicism is a 90s era trait Dwight's all too familiar with.
"In a convention?" he can't help but--and okay maybe he's a bit like Duke Crocker, but there's a genuinely apologetic smile coming from the large electrician. "Pick up the tablet, you'll get out. Door will open, or..something." He pauses. "I'm actually in the same building as you right now. It's called Sanctuary."
Someone better at talking needed to do this.
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"Sanctuary, huh." She's talking as she pries the table up from the pedestal and looking at the man on the screen.
"Why is it that places that have such serene names end up usually being the worst places to be?"
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"You should try living in Haven," He points out, and he can't help but chuckle at his private joke before folding his arms.
"There'll be a door that just opened up. I'm not the best at the whole welcome thing, I'm two weeks old in this place, but from what people tell me it's pretty much a prison city and we're all here from different worlds."
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"Sneaky. My interest in this place as a potential future vacation home is dropping by the second."
Then the rest of that sentence catches up to her, and she gives the video image a puzzled look.
"Prison? But I haven't done... well, not been caught... um." No need to share EVERYTHING.
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"Hey. I know what you mean." Because for the amount of times he's been in cuffs and about to be walked to the station because he's troubled and must be up to something (never mind the breaking and entering deal he has to do to get the job done), he's never actually been in a cell.
"It's more..." A pause. "We've all been kidnapped and put in here, basically. By..." Aliens. No way Dwight is going to say that. "...Some terrible folk. This place isn't exactly as peachy-keen as you'd think."
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She's edging towards the door, trying to see around it, into whatever it's opening into.
"My opinion so far? Not high."
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"You got an item, though. From your home world. We all did. It on your person?"
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Back in the hallway, she shakes her head.
"Unless you count my order pad, nothing else. That would be a cruel, cruel joke." Not much she could do with that, after all.
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"You just be careful. Anything you need, come to me. I.." What was the proper way to put it?
"I fix things."
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A pause, and the tablet's held up at face level.
"Do I have a house? A room? Some sort of impersonal cell?"
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"There are free dormitories in Sanctuary, which is where I'm at, now. You can rent a place, I suppose, or maybe--" Ah, there's a thought. "Maybe your possession is a house. If people can bring libraries and pubs with them, why not a house?"
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Buffy ponders this potentially fantastic possibility, this one possible upside.
"Would it have to be MY house? Or can I have someone else's?"
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"Hang on, Blondie. I think it's just yours. I wouldn't know, I'm really not the expert. Barely know what to do myself."
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"I was just looking for a good side, you know? Something a little better than, 'you're doomed, welcome to Hell, hope you're wearing flameproof longjohns." The tablet gets hefted in one hand, ready to be tossed at anything nasty, as Buffy cracks open the door and steps outside.
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