Mattie is sitting at a table, holding her tablet propped in front of her as she nearly always does (it seems rude to communicate with people and not give them her full attention, and also she still has some concern that the tablet might begin doing undesirable things if she isn't watching it while it's on). She appears to have been using the
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What problem?
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That if that's what you're wearing, you haven't spent enough yet.
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It is brand new!
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It's also drab.
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[Well more of a maroon, really. A very dark maroon. The blouse, anyway. The rest is black.]
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[ oh, damon. ]
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[softly] It is brand new.
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If I get you a dress that isn't a disaster, will you stop pouting?
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[That better be a hell of a dress, mister.]
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[ he. probably does, the dude's a clothes horse. ]
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[Or...]
...Do you wear dresses?
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But I'm an expert at getting them off. [ double entendre? TOTALLY INTENDED. ]
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[Double entendre, completely missed. But Mattie gets the obvious meaning well enough.]
I do not doubt that at all. So why should I trust the taste of a loose-playing man of obvious ill-morals?
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[ damon: recognizable as a lech even if you don't get exactly why. ]
Because I'm a well dressed loose-playing man of obvious ill morals.
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[Hm. Mattie may have to give him that one.]
It does not matter because I do not believe you intend to buy me anything at all.
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