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[ visual ] [ salvatore house ] i feel numb i'm alive and i know i'm getting closer

Apr 01, 2011 14:27

...Well. That's it, then. Damon stares at his tablet for a long moment before laughing roughly-- this is what amusement sounds like, he's not at all bleakly pissed, move along-- and tosses his tablet away. He needs a drink. Maybe seven or so of them ( Read more... )

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[ audio ] slaying April 2 2011, 03:14:48 UTC

...That sounded unpleasant.

[ audio ][ locked ] allthefunever April 2 2011, 03:39:30 UTC

Would you believe I slipped on a rug, causing the tumbler to hurl itself at the wall?

[ audio ][ locked ] slaying April 2 2011, 03:41:42 UTC

Please. What do you take me for? 'Cause I pretty much ran through the whole excuse list twice before even my first two years of slaying were done. 'Oh, Buffy -- how did this lamp break?' Well, gee mom, that's a funny story.

[ so it's a little rambly but it's well intentioned and are you okay damon? ]

[ audio ][ locked ] allthefunever April 2 2011, 05:01:08 UTC

Someone went home. A friend. I might be indulging in a little childishness in response.

[ and as always: the act lets damon tell the truth. jesus h, get therapy salvatore. ]

[ audio ][ locked ] slaying April 2 2011, 13:14:30 UTC

Oh. I mean...I'm sorry. I don't think anyone can really blame you for it.

[ audio ][ locked ] allthefunever April 2 2011, 17:14:12 UTC

The ten year old with a thing for 'glassware' [ yes, the finger quotes are indeed audible. ] might disagree with you.

[ audio ][ locked ] slaying April 2 2011, 17:17:22 UTC

I dimly recall ten year olds only ever having things for bubblegum pop and freezies. Glassware? Seriously?

[ audio ][ locked ] allthefunever April 2 2011, 17:21:42 UTC

This one apparently bypassed the junk food and went right for very serious concern about glassware.

[ the ten year old is actually sixteen, but don't let things like facts stop you there, damon. ]

[ audio ][ locked ] slaying April 2 2011, 17:23:23 UTC

[ i have since learned that they only call them freezies in canada HMM. ]

Poor kid.

[ audio ][ locked ] allthefunever April 2 2011, 21:16:34 UTC

[ popsicles and soda would be the californian version, y. BUT I GOT IT. ]

My thoughts exactly.

[ audio ][ locked ] slaying April 2 2011, 21:18:39 UTC

[ i missed editing it by just this much. ]

So you -- what? At least promised to replace it and sooth her glassware-activist heart?

[ audio ][ locked ] allthefunever April 3 2011, 01:21:25 UTC

[ I AM JUST THAT SPEEDY. ]

I assured her as owner of the glasses, they're for throwing as well as drinking.

[ audio ][ locked ] slaying April 3 2011, 01:22:40 UTC

And everyone lived happily ever after?

[ audio ][ locked ] allthefunever April 3 2011, 01:41:38 UTC

Something like that.

[ audio ][ locked ] slaying April 3 2011, 21:03:42 UTC

...Good. Just like any fairy tale worth its weight in bull.

[ audio ][ locked ] allthefunever April 3 2011, 22:22:17 UTC

Not a fan of the pretty lies?

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