Mar 10, 2011 23:04
If you're not completely out of it, you saw that last creepy post. In case you're just tuning in, here's the short version: that's not Angel. That's Angelus, and let me be clear: he WILL eat you. There is nothing redeemable here.
Hobbies include torture, maiming, causing emotional distress, and generally being the worst person to invite into your house.
...Literally, don't invite him. God, some of you-- here. Angelus primer, general vampire stuff included.
1. Don't invite him in. At all.
2. Crosses and holy water are now your best friends. Get a super soaker if you have to.
3. GROUPS. Seriously. If someone's not where they're supposed to be, check up on them. Angelus likes lone victims, mostly because he's smart.
4. Again: he's smart. So don't be stupid and make it easy for him to hurt you.
5. If you don't know how to deal with vampires already, stay out of it. We can take care of him, just... don't be a pre-takedown casualty.
And he's-- he likes to hurt people. So whatever he says to you, it's probably not true.
That's pretty much it.
( ooc | locked away from angel and dru; open to everyone else in taxon. cue tiny watcher freakout.
ALSO cop characters wanting to use this to further their plot, feel free to call her out on the presumptuousness/attempted shut out of non buffy-cast/supernaturally inclined folk. )
{ angela dodson,
{ don draper,
{ elena gilbert,
{ dawn summers,
{ max guevara,
paul smecker (au),
{ james t. kirk,
{ temperance brennan,
(anytime),
{ stefan salvatore,
mayland long,
{ river tam,
willow rosenberg,
{ loki,
katherine pierce