[ visual | location: casa lehane ] they just faked it to get money from the government

[thesecondslayer]

Here's the thing about birthdays, in Faith's opinion. If you grew up in a place that didn't suck, you probably dig them. You got one year older and everybody threw a party to celebrate that just like everyone else, you managed to get born. You're an inch closer to dying but screw it, they got you cake

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[lionofolympus]

[Hercules doesn't say anything, but there is the sound of popcorn munching. Hey, he figures she meant to broadcast this. And he rather enjoys seeing women kicking ass, even if it is a punching bag.]

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[thesecondslayer]

[ ...faith knows that sound. ]

Dude, seriously?

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[lionofolympus]

[When Herc speaks, it is quite audibly with his mouth full]

Ifh thewa somefin rahhhh?

[Well said, son of Zeus.]

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[thesecondslayer]

Hate to break it to you, but I'm not a fucking 900 number. Get your rocks off somewhere else.

[ charming, faith darling. ]

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[lionofolympus]

[There is a slight pause, then the sound of hurried chewing and a swallow]

I don't think I could be doing that while eating popcorn.

That would get messy.

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[thesecondslayer]

If it's not messy, pretty sure you doing it wrong.

[ by which she means sex in general, but hey. ]

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[lionofolympus]

[That gets a boisterous laugh out of Hercules]

I just prefer my popcorn not so messy!

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[thesecondslayer]

[ that gets a reluctant laugh out of faith. ]

All right, point.

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[lionofolympus]

Though I take it by your demeanor that you did not intend to broadcast your regimen.

I should add that I think the Amazons would be quite pleased with such dedication to your exercise.

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[thesecondslayer]

Nah, same old shit.

[ beat. ] The chicks from Xena?

[ ...yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. ]