[2] location: castle summers; visual

[wildflowerstill]

Who knows how long Lexi's been camped out on the porch of Casa de Summers? For those who care, it's been a while, a couple hours at least. To a mere passerby, she looks like a normal resident of the castle coming out for some fresh air. In truth, Lexi's playing security guard. With Katherine in Taxon and on the loose, Elena isn't safe. She's still

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[hippocraticly]

... Are you locked out or something?

[ This question is sponsored by the doctor cannot ignore a blonde foundation. At least he doesn't have to lecture her about not bundling up in the cold weather, thank God. ]

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[wildflowerstill]

Hey, Gramps. [Because that's her new nickname for him.] Just getting some fresh air.

[hippocraticly]

[ ... Gramps? Grrr! ]

You could have fooled me with all those sticks of yours.

[wildflowerstill]

[Just wait until he find out that she's older than him!]

We're all going to die sometime. Might as well have fun before that.

[hippocraticly]

[ He will actually lose the will to live. ]

I hope that isn't your daily amount there.

[wildflowerstill]

Gonna tell my mom?

[And now she's just baiting him. Stop making it so easy, Bones.]

[hippocraticly]

[ No. Being a cantankerous hen type is his thing. ]

Well, it depends. Is she here?

[wildflowerstill]

Nope.

[Actually, Bones. Lexi's mother has been dead a long time ago. However, if you really want to snitch, go to a certain cemetery in Austria and look for a grave that has the year of death around 1600 or so. Good luck!]

[hippocraticly]

[ Let him pack his thermal flask first. ]

I'll make sure to mention it then. You'll be surprised how much I can remember.

[wildflowerstill]

I doubt you will by the time you find out where she is.

[Because he himself will be dead. Enjoy heaven, Bones!]

[hippocraticly]

[ Oh, dear Lexi. You're talking like he is going to let himself die one day. ]

All right, I concede. [ This time! ] Just make sure you get yourself in the warm soon. I don't want to be the poor sucker giving out flu vaccinations like Christmas candy.

[wildflowerstill]

[All you regular humans have to die sometime, unless you make an arrangement somewhere along the way.]

I'll be fine. I haven't gotten the flu in years.

[Actually centuries, but meh.]

You're a doctor?

[hippocraticly]

[ Nope, he will just harvest the organs from people and sustain his own life. He's still alive by the time Spock tears the universe a new blow hole. ]

Yeah, that's right. I'm a CMO.

[wildflowerstill]

[Isn't that a little unethical, Gramps? Does the medical board know what you'll be up to?]

A who?

[Look, Bones. Lexi is from far before your time. Break it down for her.]