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IV [ accidental visual | location: Caritas ] boys will be boys will be boys will be girls

Oct 29, 2010 14:45

Anya wakes up feeling... different. And she's not in her room, that much is clear. She sits up. Her skin is green. She prods at her face. It's shaped differently, and are those horns? her hair is shorter than she's used to as well. None of this phases her too much, though. Simple cosmetic changes, and considering she used to be a vengeance demon, ( Read more... )

/system glitch, { lorne, @ osten, willow rosenberg, { anya jenkins

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[visual] - timed after Willow's awakening couldbeawillow October 29 2010, 19:57:21 UTC

This is just so not right on so many squiky levels. Willow's gotten semi-used to being in this body by now, but it's still not any easier to manage being a guy.

"...Is there anyone who didn't get sex-swapped, too?"

[visual] karaoke_demon October 29 2010, 22:13:05 UTC

"Oh, it's you." Anya still hasn't quite figured out Andrew's name. "Wait, weren't you always a boy?"

She hasn't quite caught on to the everyone being bodyswapped bit.

[visual] couldbeawillow October 29 2010, 22:14:42 UTC

Yeah, she'll just fix that right now.

"Uh... it's Willow."

Re: [visual] karaoke_demon October 29 2010, 22:57:17 UTC

"Oh." Anya frowns. "So it's not just me. Um. Did you do this? You know magic, right?"

[visual] couldbeawillow October 29 2010, 23:06:15 UTC

She frowns in response. "Yeah, but I didn't do this. I-I don't even know how to change it back!

"Uh... who are you?"

[visual] karaoke_demon October 29 2010, 23:52:18 UTC

Oh, right, she hasn't mentioned that yet. "I'm Anya. The body is called Lorne. It's not mine. Obviously."

[visual] couldbeawillow October 30 2010, 00:04:12 UTC

"Oh... Anya... How many of us have been swapped like this?"

[visual] karaoke_demon October 30 2010, 03:04:51 UTC

"How should I know?"

[visual] couldbeawillow October 30 2010, 14:32:12 UTC

"I guess you wouldn't. Uh... are you okay, though? Aside from the whole not-your-body thing?"

[visual] karaoke_demon October 31 2010, 02:29:49 UTC

Anya nods. "My heart is in my butt and I have a penis... or at least something that is green and seems penis-esque. It's very strange and I don't like it."

[visual] /threadjacks greenballadeer October 31 2010, 02:33:39 UTC

[Have some outraged spluttering.]

Anya! Stop talking to Willow about my... she doesn't need to hear about that! I'm not a Playgirl pin-up, you know!

[visual] karaoke_demon October 31 2010, 02:37:18 UTC

Your what? What is it called?

[visual] greenballadeer October 31 2010, 02:42:36 UTC

Why do you need to know? Are you planning a documentary on my private parts or something?

Re: [visual] karaoke_demon October 31 2010, 02:48:11 UTC

They're my private parts right now, and it seems like the kind of thing I should know!

[visual] greenballadeer October 31 2010, 03:06:47 UTC

[Lorne sighs and rubs his temples.] Fine. The Pylean word is lath-kya. But new clause on the body-swap contract: don't do anything with it beyond basic hygiene. Got it?

And, uh, speaking of hygiene. Is feminine hygiene [he gestures vaguely toward his crotch] going to be an issue any time soon?

[visual] karaoke_demon October 31 2010, 04:49:09 UTC

I don't even want to touch your demon junk! But it keeps hitting my legs and how do men even walk?

[She narrows her eyes and crosses her arms in a distinctly Anya gesture.]

I have no sexually transmitted infections.

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