[text] Survey Time
Hi, everyone. Fred Burkle here. I'm trying to gather information about everyone, so I can get a good idea how our real population is put together. I'm hoping that with this data, we can work out why we're all here, and maybe extrapolate patterns for staying, for glitching, etc, from there. I'll hold onto the raw data myself, for the sake of
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Age? 22
Gender? Female
Species? Half-demon
1. How long have you been here in Taxon? Fourteen months. ...holy crap fourteen months.
2. What is your home world/dimension/universe like? Any unique details would be appreciated. LA is like a jungle. But you know that already.
3. Do you have any special abilities or characteristics (anything unusual for your world)? Visions, definitely. Also I have this weird... glowing thing but I haven't explored it much yet.
4. What sort of job did you have back home, and what do you do here? Detective agency, both here and back home.
5. How many people from your dimension are also here, right now? 16, if I'm not mistaken?
6. Have you ever talked with the 'hamsters'? If so, what have they said? Ha! No.
7. How many times have you been glitched? Three times. Godamnit.
8. What have you been glitched with, and how long did each glitch last? Memory loss, regressed to teenage years, and one I don't remember - though they said I turned into someone else? Maybe about... a few days each, I don't know.
9. On a scale of 1-10 (with 1 meaning you hate it more than anything), how much do you like being here? Um. 8. You know why.
10. Which do you like better? Oatmeal raisin, chocolate chip, brownies Gotta have to pass on sweets, Fred. Am on a diet.
P.S. Wesley told me you have a date? I want details, now.
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Ha, you actually counted how many of us there were?
Yes, I know why. And are you sure you don't want anything? I could probably look up and see if there's anything low-fat, low-calorie that still tastes like baked goods?
...oh, did he call it a date? We're going to the zoo! Have you been there yet?
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Yeah. Not like I have anything better to do, so.
Oh, fine. But if I don't fit into my pants next week, I'm blaming you.
Yes, he did, the dork. I haven't been there yet but maybe one of these days I'll drag Angel and Connor to visit it. Did you come up with the idea or was he the one who invited you to go there?
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Yeah, it's not exactly hoppin' at work right now, huh?
You'll fit in your pants, promise.
He asked me! Just out of the blue, when we all got together to talk about hacking the tablets and magic spells. I'd been wanting to go, but hadn't really found the time. I'll let you know how it is?
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Of course, watch me get all gorgeous and then drop ketchup on my shirt or fall into the penguin pond or something.
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Wesley won't care that much if you drop ketchup on your shirt, you know - although you can use that as a strategy and have him wipe it off for you or something. Just be sure it actually falls in a strategic place, if you know what I mean.
Also? If you fall into the penguin pond, make sure you pull him with you. It'll be romantic!
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That's true, but I don't know. I'm not sure I can be that crafty with my ketchup.
Romantic! Of course. All those penguins flapping their flippers everywhere as we gracefully splat into the water....I can just see it.
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It'll be just like in the movies! Seriously, haven't you seen a romantic comedy film in your life?
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I have! It's just that, when I think of my life, it has far more horror movie undertones. I never really thought the romcom could apply, but you might be onto something there.
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